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Post 3121

Researcher 556780




smiley - whistlesmiley - musicalnote


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Post 3122

Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs)

Luthien reminds me of that vindaloo monster I saw on the television the other night: messy, scary, hard to get the stain out of your clothing, but still tastes like vindaloo.

And Zoomer, is that a merkin on your head? Or is that your *real* hair?


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Post 3123

(crazyhorse)impeach hypatia

ive heard better insults at prime ministers question time


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Post 3124

Researcher 556780



vindaloo monster, isn't that vintage Red Dwarf? smiley - biggrin


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Post 3125

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

So, which bit of an animal are you mv? I'm guessing sheep's dags, or maybe goat bladder?


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Post 3126

Researcher 556780



'sheeps dags', I have no idea what those are...and yourself showing intimate knowledge of whatever this may be... well what can I say, you are from NZ right? smiley - evilgrin

*baaaa* *sniggers*


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Post 3127

Researcher 556780



*the autist formerly known as flinch*

Oh yes, and I wonder what happened to this dude that started all this crapola...did it run and hide, or did it melt and go back to squelchy stuff?

I would love to stay longer and insult you more Kea, but being as I'm on the top of the planet and you are underneath as is rightly so - we have some time zone differences and I need to go to sleep...smiley - zzz

smiley - evilgrin


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Post 3128

Trin Tragula

Pah - lightweight.


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Post 3129

Luthiena

Yes it was Red Dwarf


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Post 3130

Researcher 556780



*claps hand over mouth in mock horror*

Oh dear, did I really upset Kea she left in an awful hurry, perhaps to check her sheeps dags - whatever those are?

smiley - evilgrin

some people just can't take it..smiley - devil


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Post 3131

A Super Furry Animal

Ooh look, a talking pile of snot!

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 3132

Trin Tragula

That's lovely Freddy ... would you mind getting dressed again now?


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Post 3133

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

>>'sheeps dags', I have no idea what those are...and yourself showing intimate knowledge of whatever this may be...<<

Well they are very easy to see...especially on you mv, given that your *rse is hanging out of your trousers so much. Dags are those faecal accumulations that have formed round your rear by becoming entangled in whatever overgrowth of hair/fur/wool has been allowed, and are the result of poor hygiene smiley - erm.

They tend to dry out, hence that Antipodean expression 'rattle your dags' - meaning 'hurry up' (you've probably wondered why people keep telling you to rattle your dags).


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Post 3134

Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT!

um... eew?!smiley - tongueout
cheers
fordsmiley - cheers


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Post 3135

Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs)

I thought those were dingleberries...

I know Flinch is still around, but I haven't seen any of his posts in a good long while. He used to be real active on the What's Wrong with Americans thread.

Hah... Prime Ministers? Can't swear worth a smiley - bleep. I'll take Dick Cheney any day for a low-down, cheap, unwarranted insult.


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Post 3136

Leo

u bunch of moron losers obviously cant insult worth half a shekel. Here's how we do it in New York City Harlem:
Yo' so stupid that you think Old McDonald is spelled E-I-E-I-O!

to which the insulted responds in kind. Anyone willing to take up the challenge?
(Or are you all a bunch of dweeby ninnies? [nancies in Britain i believe,])

smiley - evilgrin


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Post 3137

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

smiley - wow an American daring to raise their head above the parapet _and_ throwing down a gauntlet, in public, on h2 smiley - laughsmiley - devil


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Post 3138

Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT!

HAHAHA!
If brains were grease, you wouldnt grease too big of a skilet boy!
hehe you guys crack me up!smiley - biggrinsmiley - laugh
cheers
fordsmiley - cheers


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Post 3139

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

*wonders what a skilet boy is*


For the New Yorker present, that was an insult by implying that Ford was stupid for not punctuating and spelling properly. It's called being subtle, in case you missed it.

And that was insulting you by implying that all Americans (or NYers at least) wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and punched them on the nose.


smiley - tongueoutsmiley - tongueoutsmiley - tongueout

smiley - nahnah

smiley - run


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Post 3140

Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs)

In New York, that's how they say "Good morning."

smiley - winkeye


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