h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

HAHA...... wait....
a skillet boy is a pan with arms legs and a brain!...
and good morning to you... its midnight but still good morning NY! and London!...
cheers
ford

oops! i meant to put... forgot the e... whatever
cheers
ford

So thats what 'dags' are. It seems you have an unhealthy obssesion with these..don't really know what to say, hope you get better soon - don't try to eat them.

My butt doesn't hang out of my trousers, thats your butt you can see hanging out, you nearly caught up with your own butt - how talented you are...perhaps you could at least wipe it now.

kea don't have butts in the conventional sense, we have tail feathers. Besides I'm very flexible.

*preens feathers*

fly away already
cheers
ford

only at three in the morining in a back alley of a bad neighborhood. Hah. You dudes probably dont have any GOOD neighborhoods!

another insult heard on a street corner:
"Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes out in her raincoat people yell, "hey Taxi!""

For all you lazy bums who never stir off your derriere, taxis in NY are yellow.

we dont have neighborhoods here... or alley ways... WAIT i think we have 1 alleyway down town... oh well
so how do you fly? fall and miss the ground?

cheers
ford

gee, Ford. it looks like us Americans scared all those yellow bellied europeans out of the thread!
slap it in!

You are aware this is the thread for really savage and uncalled-for abuse, aren't you? We're actually just waiting for you to post some.

i just did!
I though British were supposed to be good at the subtle stuff.
I just called you all a bunch of yellow bellied cowards.
Or is 'yellow bellied' an American colloquialism?
dear me.
Well, anyway, you're darn ugly.

But the Antipodeans are still here

Well you're blinkin' quieter then a mouse, and probably just as intelligent!

As are the yellow-bellied ugly custards

Ah... LeoAlpha, you have the brain capacity of a small, rotten peanut. You couldn't find your arse with both hands and a map. There's something on your face... oh, no, wait - that's your nose.

huh. coming from someone who looks as evolved as Jumbo the African Mountain Gorilla.
Is that a forest or your armpit?

Or something eating your nose - difficult to tell. Don't want to get close enough to find out, to be frank - partially the nose/creature, partially the smell.

no wait... Jumbo is far too intelligent for that comparison. Goodness, he might get insulted.
Perhaps a tapeworm would be a better comparison. And probably just as blind.

*blinks quietly*



ah, back to tapeworm insults I see. Isn't that insulting the tapeworms comparing them to this rabble?