h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it is sad to see such delusion on such a wide spread scale. but i suppose it just goes to show that this group of people have reached their intellectual peak.

and i will enjoy my time with the dead fish a lot more than i could here with you, but i guess that is too flippant for you to realise it is an insult

now i suppose if i were to stop paying you any attention, like most idiots you'll get the message and go away.

Freddy, your just jealous cos you want to marry him and he said "no, your too ugly" and that you don't use the same scabecious cream and therefore had nothing in common apart from genitalia warts on yer face...I feel violated just mentioning it.

You see that greasy door handle over there, dripping with other researchers diseased scummy plagued ridden bacteria? That's you that is...because your just as easy to pull, and anyone can pull you and catch stuff at the same time.

well if the saying is true and we are what we eat, then you must be fast, easy and cheap

You seem a little confused there, MV. Yes, I'm easy to pull, because I'm charming, witty, intelligent and attractive. You, on the other hand, have to pay people to talk to you.

Creachy - cheap is something that you could not afford.

Freddy, please say it don't spray it, your spittle is bleaching my hair.

quite right, i couldn't afford to be seen with something as trampy as yourself.

you guys must be really bored

Since you got here, yes. Stand back a little, you spray when you speak and your breath smells like a buffalo fart.

Oh it's you zoomer. What does cl stand for again? Creepy Loser? Crappy Layabout? Consumate Liar?

cl zoomer is obviously an aficionado of buffalo farts. Is that your hobby then, cl? Hanging around by buffaloes' bottoms?

Creachy you really should go to the doc's and get something for the B.S.E, mebbe they can give you some cream for your foot n' mouth too.

Creachy - perhaps with a bit of luck they may put you down - do take Trin, Kea and Freddy with you, they are well past their sell by date.

WHAT have you people done to the servers?

Ah, I've found that stench that's been wafting through the internet... it's all of you. I don't care who you are, but for the time being I am gracing you with a bit of superior intellect. It's obvious to me that not one of you has enough brainpower to launch an effective insult against anyone, so you can all quit trying, if you can even call what you were doing trying.

It seems that the objective of this forum is to try to be the most offensive, foul-smelling, ugliest creature in the room, so I should leave now because you all have me beat.

Leave then, and take all those self serving, self deluding attempts at bolstering your ego. Looking at you and listening to you makes me understand why you must try to build your confidence. Walking around like a mobile garbage heap that talks must be hard on your self esteem.

Since you've left you won't be able to respond to this post but I wish you well, sad as you are.

Ah... if you guys had two brain cells to rub together, you'd start a fire.

please don't come into this thread, throw your weight around (which looks like a lot from here) and try to tell us all that you are more superior at insulting when your line is obviously something you got from the back of the penguin packet you Mum packed for your lunch today. not much of an insult back at first glance, but when you still live with your Mum and get her to make your sandwiches at the age of 25 there isn't much more to be said.

No. Except maybe 'arse'.

Trin, please stop filling this thread with you @rse.

RF