h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

looks like MV tried to actually 'Think' again.

I'm amazed that you know the word 'think' do you have any capacity for it, or are you overloaded with tiddly winks, Creachy?

I see the primordial soup is trying to evolve into life again.

RF

That's your tea, that is.

That's *you*, that is.

You couldn't find your @rsehole with both hands and a map.

RF

Why would I want to? Any time I want to be reminded of my arse, I just look at your face. And think how lucky I am to have an arse that's so much prettier than your face. And which smells better too.

RF the reason you are so familiar with @rseholes is because, obviously, you are one.

well if you guys can only talk about your arse then look in the mirror and theres your problem..........

Oh, that's what passes for wit from you two, is it?

You're both dried-up twigs on your family trees.

RF

Ooh look, new meat! Redbones, you're a no-good dumbo nothing!

RF

At least our family trees are populated by human beings, sluggo

>>And which smells better too.<<

Yeah but you have to admit your standard is pretty low given a slime and hazardous waste infested sewer is your idea of a holiday home.

You're all a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes!

well humor is a relative thing, look at your relatives, now thats funny!! who fell out of the ugly and hit all the branches on the way down

Kea, what is it with you and sewers? A kind of nostalgia? Or is it more aspirational, wanting to make a move up into the wonderful world of sewers? From inside what passes for your mind, does everything seem to be sewers? And do you experience that as a form of pleasure?

yeah, when i crawled out from under my rock, you can only go up right?

nah Trin, I've just been hanging around you and freddy too much lately.

Yes, well, I mean, why? I mean why would you want to hang around with lowlife scumbuckets like me and...
No, hang on, that's wrong

You wish.

If you'd been hanging out with me you'd have picked up some pointers on personal hygiene.

I'd also like to point out that facial tentacles are not considered attractive on this planet.

RF