h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Speaking of vision, I think it must be hard to see outa your backside..what with all that hair in the way..it is indeed my nose, but your hair is making your vision look furry blurry.

I think your mindcontrolling mushrooms on your rotting brain are making you think of spores and thats why you are so obsessed with fungal, please don't come near me or try to mate with me.

oooh, two mutants mating. perhaps by some frak occurance of nature the offspring will inherit the good points..oh wait, what good points

oh hullo Creachy, nice to see you again here,not. I wondered how long it would take you get your nose outa that pile of poo and discover that there is life after death in this thread.

And whilst we touch the subject very briefly about mating, will stop dry humping that poor animal..otherwise I'll shall have to report you.

'that poor animal', not a very nice way to describe Mum

and sorry about the nose, i didn't realise you were going to eat that.

eeeeeek, that was your mum?

*backs out of the door very VERY slowly*

not my mum, your mum. or was it your Dad

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Ahhh...I see Creachy your feeble mind didn't pick up that I made a mistake in my sentence, I meant to say ....very briefly about mating, will YOU stop dry humping that poor animal...

Even one with such greatness as I make mistakes now and again.

Not my fault you are in denial about your mum you really should seek help, better yet just shoot yourself

I have to go to work now..please don't follow me again, the other patients are scared by you...

Work release? Good for you MV.

I thought I heard something.... go back under your stone, hellbound

Interesting comment, MV, seeing as you live in a hole in the ground.

Did we even speak to you Freddy? NO - then shove off, your input is not required.

Better than that hole you've got your head up, freddy.

Don't know why I even other trying to bring you up to the minimum standard we chordates enjoy. Honestly, you deserve each other.

RF

wtf is chordate? Can you not speekie eeglish? Or are you using antiquities being as you are quite ancient n' dusty...or is it a stupid trap to lure us into so you can get a cheap laff?

*huff*

Really, MV, it's not difficult, you should've learnt this at school...

Except, I keep forgetting, invertebrates don't go to school, do they?

RF

A chordate, MV, is an animal with a back bone. I believe it would appear in a dictionary if only you knew how to use one.

Amazed that you know how to use one, Hellbound. Must be difficult without opposable digits?

RF

I know how to use one. I just looked up 'Hellboundforjoy'.

Hellboundforjoy. n. a git; a small and evil-smelling fungus; horse manure when in a state of advanced decay.

And 'Reddyfreddy'

Reddyfreddy. vt. as in 'to reddyfreddy', to emit noxious odours, to pour forth putrid material (cf. flue, cesspit)