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What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
*preens feathers*
Just 'cos my beauty is dazzling you Reddy, no need to get jealous 
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 1, 2004
Yes, Kea. Your beauty. That's what turns people yo stone.
*sigh* time you upped your meds, I think.
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Researcher 556780 Posted Mar 1, 2004
dutifully wanders in and hands the suppositories out, you can use them orally Freddy 
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 1, 2004
We're laughing *at* you, Kea, not with you.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Mar 2, 2004
Amazing you can laugh with mug like that. I'd expect it to break.
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hellboundforjoy Posted Mar 2, 2004
It IS broke. Why do you think it looks like that, Perv?
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Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) Posted Mar 3, 2004
Actually, it looks like you've stuck your face in a belt sander and then asked a child to draw some features on you with magic marker. A retarded child. Who can't keep his hand out of his pants.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Mar 3, 2004
How did mutated foot fungus gain access to the net? Another conundrum.
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hellboundforjoy Posted Mar 3, 2004
I wouldn't know but it does seem to be growing on your feet so I'd say it came in with you, MIRV. As usual, I'm glad I wore my level four biohazard suit in here.
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Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) Posted Mar 3, 2004
I thought that was for OUR protection, not yours!
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Mar 3, 2004
You all obviously voted for Bush or Blair and now you've come here for your well deserved penance. As the sadist said to the masochist who asked to be beaten, *No*. 
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hellboundforjoy Posted Mar 4, 2004
So are you a sadist of a masochist MIRV? Or just boringest.
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Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) Posted Mar 4, 2004
The problem I have with h2g2 researchers is none of them can craft a proper insult. Pah! I expectorate upon the lot of you, you scheming, fumble-fingered, greasy-toothed rapscallions.
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hellboundforjoy Posted Mar 4, 2004
Such big words! Making up for some other shortcoming I presume?
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Researcher 556780 Posted Mar 4, 2004
Being as I have never heard such a precise description of a rapscallion even as learned as I am, one has to assume that you are indeed one of these being as you seem to intimately know what one is, to describe it in such gross detail.
It is such a dated insult, you must be a really old sewered haggis of a being.
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creachy Posted Mar 4, 2004
i have just eaten a fig roll with more depth than you.
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Researcher 556780 Posted Mar 4, 2004
well whoop de do... 
mmmm..fig rolls... at least it will make your breath smell marginally nicer
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creachy Posted Mar 4, 2004
there's nothing wrong with my breath. perhaps if you stopped sticking your nose up your bosses butthole you'd be able to tell.
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- 2301: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Mar 1, 2004)
- 2302: A Super Furry Animal (Mar 1, 2004)
- 2303: Researcher 556780 (Mar 1, 2004)
- 2304: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Mar 1, 2004)
- 2305: A Super Furry Animal (Mar 1, 2004)
- 2306: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Mar 2, 2004)
- 2307: hellboundforjoy (Mar 2, 2004)
- 2308: Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) (Mar 3, 2004)
- 2309: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Mar 3, 2004)
- 2310: hellboundforjoy (Mar 3, 2004)
- 2311: Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) (Mar 3, 2004)
- 2312: Researcher 556780 (Mar 3, 2004)
- 2313: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Mar 3, 2004)
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- 2315: Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) (Mar 4, 2004)
- 2316: hellboundforjoy (Mar 4, 2004)
- 2317: Researcher 556780 (Mar 4, 2004)
- 2318: creachy (Mar 4, 2004)
- 2319: Researcher 556780 (Mar 4, 2004)
- 2320: creachy (Mar 4, 2004)
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