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What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2261

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

Actually Freddy I smell like rather nice. It's obvious that you haven't experienced that in quite some time.


What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2262

A Super Furry Animal

To your malformed nasal sensory organs, perhaps. They say all animals like the smell of their own dung.


What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2263

Trin Tragula

No, actually that's just you - and not just your own either.


What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2264

A Super Furry Animal

Ah, Trin, good of you to join us. Or do I mean *infect*?


What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2265

hellboundforjoy

(Crap, I think I insulted myself.)


What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2266

hellboundforjoy

I suppose I could get on this thread and just insult myself. That might be as easy as anything for me.Then again I shouldn't be too taxed by suggesting that you all smell bad since that's as high as the level of sophistication ever seems to get here.


What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2267

Trin Tragula

Hard to be sophisticated with the fumes from you lot overpowering me ...


What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2268

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

It's all the screeching and caterwauling I can't fathom - have you lot listened to yourselves lately?


What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2269

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

(thank goodness they've all gone offline for now. Might be able to get some peace and quiet, as intelligent conversation is apparently a bit much to ask for)


What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2270

hellboundforjoy

Peace and quiet with all the voices in your head, dear?


What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2271

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

Can't see the problem with voices in one's head per se. Unless they spout the amount of drivel that yours obviously do.


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Post 2272

hellboundforjoy

Hey at least the people in my head aren't a bunch o' drunken louts like those in yours.


What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2273

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

How can you be so sure?


What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2274

hellboundforjoy

Well, mine can make it to the loo BEFORE they vomit.


What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2275

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

Yes, but sadly not before they defecate.

*holds nose*


What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2276

Trin Tragula

Wouldn't do that - state of your nose, it's liable to come off in your hand


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Post 2277

A Super Furry Animal

"Nose"? Is that what you call that...*trunk*?


What's wrong with... h2g2 researchers?

Post 2278

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

I'm well aware Freddy that you have this tendancy to overestimate the size of body parts, as a way of compensating for the rather small size of one of your own appendages.


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Post 2279

A Super Furry Animal

Penis envy is so unappealing, Kea.


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Post 2280

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

I agree Freddy, which is why I'm surprised you engage in it.


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