h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I can prove I can type - your reading it moron.

Of my age (nrly 25) when computers aren't as prolific as they are now you learnt to write first you little prepubrscent sperm.

God - like preaching to the deaf here.

Good to see that you took the elementary step of checking my PS before posting that last reply, Flame...not!

Your powers of observation make a mole look prescient. (Sorry about all the long words, maybe your mummy can tell you what they mean.)

Why be sorry - beyond being a sorry excuse I know your not sorry and lament your lack of human feelings (along with looks)

Hey don't knock moles there not involved in this.

By the way I will now use words on 1 syl a ble so you won't get con fused - Understood all of what you put - except for silly stupid handle of course - Why it should go down as malicous advertising saying you are reddy - more of a sick green colour you have at the envy of me.

Try again. we're speaking English on this thread. E-N-G-L-I-S-H.

Oooo... looky, looky - that pile of fungus in the corner over there k-n-o-w-s h-o-w t-o s-p-e-l-l-!

Call all the news agencies! We've got a scientifical impossibility here!

Spelling is something I include at random - makes post more interesting you pathetic pile of wibble.

Fungus would be about 10 steps up for you - I feel vindicated that there is things like you beneath me, even if it is earthworms *lmao*

I fart in your general direction.

My God, it smells in here. Has anyone here bothered to brush their teeth? Or did someone bring in dogpoo pie and everyone wanted a piece?

No - just Reddy

Ha! from Flamestrike, for whom bacterial status is just a faraway dream...

Rather than a nearathand meal? Very rich in distinctly unfriendly bacteria, dogpoo pie - and I still say you've all had a slice.

I believe that that horrible smell is coming from Trin Tragula's feculent pantaloons.

As for the rest of you, shaving would only expose more of what biologists politely refer to as the face. Best to go about with a bag over your head, except that then you would pass out from your own halitosis.

I see you've all been busy in the past 24 hours. I don't know why you bothered, then it occured to me that the Editors have decided to use this thread as the h2g2 kindergarten.

I shan't have to read the backlog then, given it'll be the usual drivel and load of codswallop from you lot.

as opposed to the utter nonsense from you.

Well I came back to see if a really mean and unbased insult was hurled and found I was way too optimistic - everyone is too stupidly nice to get moderated...I mean are you lot really this stupid or are you just making a special effort on this thread?

I see that my ice-scraper is more useful in that it has a point and direction.

Well, you know where you can put your ice-scraper don't you? If you can find it without a map (clue: it's not the bendy thing in the middle of your flabby, spotty arm)

Well, we know you can find yours with no problem, Trin. it's in the middle of your enormous @rse.

Better to have one than be one

How did you all get in here? Did someone leave all your cages open?

Hello Sokar, nice to meet you.



What is that _disgusting_ smell?