h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no reason we just hate each other .just like we hate you

Kat (and all other newcomers): always check the very first posting in a conversation new to you - it usually contains at least a clue to how it all started. In this case, you'll find it here:
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The *sole* purpose of this thread is to come up with as inventive, witty, silly, exaggerated, and completely imaginary insults - just for the fun of it! No harm intended, none taken. Those who partake are fully aware of this.

Are we on the front page, among the busiest conversations, or why do new people keep stumbling in?

Here, Postive, read this:

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Interesting that you can't figure out why you're here, Titnia. I've been wondering that too.

Thanks for the kind explanation, I did read the first post (I was not fully awake) and I have read again, now I understand.


Kat

Boxing Baboon, you moron - *can* you please refrain from insulting newcomers until they've at least had a chance to understand what tis is all about? Unless you, who obviously never had a clue - but no one ever expected it anyway

Reddyfreddy, I know why *I* am here, I was wondering what new people are doing here - but then, reading never was your strong point anyway, right? Just say yes and agree to everything that is said here, and you'll be fine... *intends to give Reddyfreddy a pat on the head, but can't make herself do it, afraid of getting her hands dirty*

Kea, you seem to be expecting a reply from me. I know your life is meaningless and you live for my posts, so here goes:

You're a rancid pile of bats' droppings.

Boxing Bamboom you are related to Clint Eastwood and your favourite group is "The Monkeys"

Kat

Titania, I wouldn't want you to pat me on the head, Bob knows what I'd catch from you. You should get that suppurating ulcer seen to if you're going to go out in public.

Here, Baboon, have a banana.

Ah, I see MV has emerged from the swamp...

yes, its good for my skin.


Freddy you always seem to be on here, you need to get a life outside of the internet. Go outside, look around. I'm sure trailer parks smell lovely in the morning.

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Flame, seeing that your superior spelling is quite obviously dictated by your I.Q, I'm sure that you will continually put your foot in your mouth.

kea, I would say it's nice to meet you, but, well not.

I can see that you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you one day.

MV, most of the time I have better things to do than come here to insult you. Toxic industrial waste and sewage may do wonders for *your* skin, but doesn't really do much for mine.

Toxic industrial waste and sewage are nothing compared to the sh*t I would get if I just squeezed your head, Freddy.

You're not getting close enough to me to squeeze my head, MV. I don't want to catch whatever it is that gives you those scars. And the pus...

That's a shame, mebbe the release of crap from your head might have released that brain cell, or mebbe it would truly reveal that your head is indeed empty, in fact it could be donated to medical science as 'one owner, hardly used'.

My scars and my pus are my own concern, it would take an infidel to point out the unfortunate state of another being with no concern for their welfare.