h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Very good, Gradient!

You can remember whole chunks from Monty Python. Can't you come up with anything original, you worthless know-nothing lemming?

I said it was good. I didn't say it was mine...

...you snivelling, dull witted, leperous pederast. I'd vomit on you, if only to improve your appearance and odour but I can't be bothered to waste the energy on the gastric convulsions. I'd rather attend a series of lectures on gradations of sandpaper given by a frenchman reading in a dull monotone from notes that he has to translate from Sanskrit than spend time creating an original insult to throw in your pustulant open wound of a face.

IM looking to chat to a fool .hello freddy i do believe ive found 1 in you

to gain the ability to recognise a fool would require you to evolve for several million years, BB.

..and then look in a mirror.

Mirrors should be banned here in order to spare yourselves the shock of seeing your corpulent greying visages. Although they might be handy to pop all those festering pimples and to find the wildlife that has found refuge in the folds of your face.

Not a worry for me, Zoomer. I clawed my own eyes out a few moments after encountering your own thankfully inimitable fashion sense.

Zoomer believes that the height of male fashion was the polyester leisure suit; he's got boxes and boxes in the basement - along with those awful white vinyl shoes.

As for you, Gradient, the best you could do is a circus tent to hide your gross, misshappen form.

> I reckon Billy,f***ing Connolly could knock us all into his cock's hat,and I'm only pondering.

Billy Connolly has a hat for his penis? Wow... I thought I'd seen everything.

In the bag man we all have been wanting to ask you .What is actually in the bag ? rubbish eh?

huh, freddy..a sharp tongue doesnt mean you have sharp mind.

Well, you're obviously not the sharpest tool in the box, MV. You're so blunt you get used as a hammer.

Are any of the other soporific halfwits who attempt to provide an intelligible response to this thread awake?

Your posting Freddy is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good.

0/10 for originality there, MV. Right, I'm going out to buy some bananas to feed to the simians in here. Smell you later.

Get yourself a bone to gnaw on while you're out. And don't forget to hide your face in public to spare us the pillars of salt you normally create.

fred your head is so thick .The hammer broke when you was hit with it

Here, BB, have a banana.

Don't worry, cl, I kept myself well covered up in case I came anywhere near you. I wouldn't want to catch any of those virulent infections which seem to be exclusive to your eco-system.

It's early here but already I created a clone of you that is apparently swimming through the pipes home to it's twin.

It's early here but already I have created a clone of you that is apparently swimming through the pipes home to it's twin.

Ooops, like I said...it's early here.

cl, I was going to point out how stupid you are, and you go and demonstrate it all by yourself.