h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whatever you say, Gradient. just remember I'm not the one wearing the jumper with the very long sleeves, OK?

It's rather fetching, isn't it?

Don't get too excited by my sartorial elegance. You know it brings on your bladder condition.

This nice soft wallpaper is for your protection. Not mine.

why do you lot insult yourselfs eh .let me do it

Was that an attempt at a sentence Baboon?

I dont know and i wont bother asking you either .Be wasting my time

This from the ape who can't even punctuate his own name properly. Hardly a recommendation.

I recommend you start acting normal

Ape?

Congratulations, Boxing Baboon! You've been promoted to Ape!

Now hush. Grown-ups are talking.

grown ups you must be KIDDING

grown ups ?? where ??

You're all a bunch of slack*rses. No-one's come up with a decent insult in ages.

That's because you've not been around to provide us with a target.

I managed to get yikesed, so I must be really bad!

Was that you? Congratulations, because you're obviously in need of something to make you feel ok about yourself.

Oh, it was nothing major. I think the weekend mods are a bit harsher than the weekday shift.

Surprised you noticed, to be honest, seeing as you have the attention span of a ESN goldfish.

Apparently the weekend moderators are stoney faced feminists

"ESN" - is that exceptionally superior neurons?

Educationally Sub-Normal, Kea. Self-evident to those who aren't.

oooooOOO is this an executive stress relief bitchin thread?

I'll refer you to posting 1, as you're obviously too thick to come up with this idea ourself.

"You're all a bunch of slack*rses. No-one's come up with a decent insult in ages."

Good point. How about this then:

Shut your festering gob, you twit. Your type really makes me puke! You stuck up, snotty nosed, malodorous pervert!