h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's our misfortune that you weren't strangled at birth, MV. It would have been the humane thing to do.

Your the one load I wish your mother had swallowed...I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part I am forced to have to share oxygen with you.

eeek...if someone were to wander in right now, and miss the first post....

In reality I would never offer opinionated insults so profane, in fact I am quite shy and tongue tied in real time!

tongue tied?

well, that would explain the speech impediment

Oh hey Creachy, nice to see your back, now please lets see a lil more back as you exit over there.

but you might see my ass and remember the last intelligible conversation you had


*Hi*

the last intelligent converse I had..

*eyes creachy's ass* are you sure that is supposed to be there?

I have to go and do more interesting missions now like give people such as you your medication , maybe if I'm unlucky I might see you some other time.

~'s

I arrive to find you all eyeing each other's asses. I see little has changed. At least chances are slim that you will figure out a way to procreate.
*backs away quickly to door and exits*

It reminds me of a CWL meeting where we spent most of the time arguing about where we are going on the next coach trip, where to eat and who is going to book the coach. The highlight of the meeting was playing bingo and exchanging stories of how we wacked men with our handbags.


Kat

(searches Kat's post for meaning, relevance, intelligence...finds none)

Guess your looking at your posts again ReddyFreddy.

Are you a Bunny or Battery rip-off?

Neither. I'm an intelligent human being.

Has *your* species been categorised yet?

Yes - Homo-superious, the upgrade to your pithling species.

"Pithling"? Is your vocabulary so poor you have to make up words?

That'd be homo deludedus.

Are you Reddy? Well everything I have see you say makes me agree with you. Congratulations on being Homo-deludedus.

As for Pithing - do I have to explain everything to mere mortals like you?

on't worry about the typo I have learnt not to show people up by being to perfect *lmao*

I'd believe that if you didn't make a typo whilst apologising for the typo.

*You* are homo deludedus.

The word I believe you're straining for, with your sub-normal pair of neurons, is " piffling". You may want to write that down so that you don't forget it.

Assuming you can write - a triumph of hope over reality.