h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, Trin, in one post you manage to mix up a fish, a fungus, and horse manure. You're obviously not using a dictionary. You're using a mirror.

Well, you just have to ask yourself: a fish, a fungus, and horse manure - what do they have in common. They are all (or, in the case of the manure, contain) more advanced forms of life than you

No, I think that was Trin's dinner.

I shoulda known that.....me being into study N.H.

I dumbness is catching....

Only you would think of that as dinner. Hungry? You know why? Because you haven't eaten since that dog poo you had this morning.

Now, now MV this is the insult thread, not the self effacement thread. So get with the program!

Trin, you seem to be deliberately misunderstanding me, so let me make myself clear:

You see a pile of 6 week old doggy doo-doo? That's been left in the park to dry out? Yes? That's your dinner, that is.

Trin, you seem to be deliberately misunderstanding me, so let me make myself clear:

You see a pile of 6 week old doggy doo-doo? That's been left in the park to dry out? Yes? That's your dinner, that is.

RF

Ah, Reddyfreddy appears to have fissioned and is now going double. Well, he's finally reached parity with an amoeba - well done...no, reall, well done. Now there finally is someone just as stupid as you.

ok I were lax there for a moment, did I just hear you say that you self defaced?

That would explain why it looks like a spider had an epilepsy fit in your make up and then continued over that side dish of mushy peas you call a countenance.

hey remember two old gits Freddy? YOu just reminded me of em, very attractive too....

This is a waste of my precious time. I must be off. PLEASE take this time to bathe once. The odor from here is escaping in to the rest of ask.

Unwary newbies are fleeing from the stench.

MV, you see one of those two old gits? Yes? The one with the scabby head, and warts? And hair growing from his ears? That's your boyfriend, that is. You fancy him. You want to marry him.

RF

We know you are 'OFF' hellbound thats why everyone has masks on.

Now, where's the quality of insults I've come to expect from this thread? Oh yeah, you're all a bunch of nattering melonheads with the creative abilities of retarded obsessive-compulsive accountants. Not to mention you smell funny.

[staggers in} yer all a bunch of loosers! why don't ya get a friggin life? [passes out in the filth]

Moron.

oh i love it, such delicate finesse and countenance. where did you learn to use that word to such devastating effect. it wasn't from the 6 year old down the road was it?

as for the rst of you, i cannot believe i wasted minutes of my life reading the drivvle you would call backlog. i think to make up for what i have just read i shall now go stick my head in a tank of dead paranhas as they would have more bite than you.

>>oh i love it, such delicate finesse and countenance. where did you learn to use that word to such devastating effect.<<

Well it certainly wasn't from you lot of ignoramuses.

The 6 year old down the road from me has more subtlety and wit than you can even imagine let alone express. She can spell better too

Have fun with the dead fish - I'm glad you've found somewhere to belong at last.