h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well look at it this way, you guys are the only friends i have and i dont even know you.

I'd never imagined the inhabitants of Planet Freddy were terribly fussy - anything vaguely organic, basically. So that the union of a year-old doner kebab and a small warthog, for example, might produce...well, you.

I can tell from that comment that you've never actually visited planet freddy. But then, how could you?

On the other hand, I have flown past (as far away as possible due to the overwhelming stench) the interstellar blob of mucous known as "Tragula", and observed the frankly laughable attempts at "life" it has produced, of which you are not even the most evolved.

RF

Redbones, I wouldn't worry as freddy and trin and the other regulars here are incapable of sustaining anything even remotely resembling a friendship.

That coming from *kea no-mates*! Hilarious. Kea actually has to pay people to talk to her.

RF

Unfortunately they don't make currency small enough to pay to listen to you Freddy.

This week's lesson is "nose hair trimmers and how to use them" I expect you all to be in attendance as this is clearly been lacking in your collective educations. Please plan to attend the ear hair trimmers session next week.

Whereas you need to take the personality transplant class down the hall. Just follow the dweebs.

Well I'd love to go since dweebs would be more interesting than nosehair clipping with you but I'll be elsewhere accepting my MENSA commendation.

Come here, Hellbound,and I'll tie a bone around your neck so that the dog will play with you.

RF

Freddy can't you come up with anything original - your like that broken vinyl over there, you grooves are awry, your face is cracked and your not popular..

..in short no one wants to play with you.

*thats you that is*

MV, I am immune to your insults as I've just got back home from a Powderfinger concert!

This involved leaving the house and talking to other people, concepts I know that are alien to your nature. I understand how difficult it is for you, being cooped up 23 hours a day, only allowed to exercise on the end of a chain, before being returned to the room with the nice *soft* wallpaper.

RF

Oh isn't it nice that you were let out...how many times did you have to go down afore they organised an institutional for you and your lowlife scum inmates?

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Stupid AND bad taste in music.

i suspect they would go nicely with your hair.

Was that an insult? It's hard to tell. Surely you can do better than that?

I think creachy's comments were the insane ramblings of a madman, so I have no idea how you failed to understand them, kea! You two have so much in common.

RF

ps Powderfinger = *good* taste in music.

yeah yeah *waves dismissively*





Glad you had such a good time at the concert

A lot of them had fathers who were policemen...

Ooh! Ooh! Who got modded?

RF