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depends.. if you're using that bright green fiddle.. praps not


do you need the help of a willing assistant to get into position for your photo shoot?

Sure could use some 'elp on gettin' me digits in the right place. Not bin practicin' as offen as I should. 'ad uver fings on me mind.

Now where would ya like me?

I'll hold your fiddle!

*Dangerously wielding white ESP Explorer with the words "Eet F*k" written on it*

Pah! You call that an instrument?

YEAH!

Sorry, James Hetfield shouts 'yeah' a lot so I thought I'd best get in character.

'waits wirh feather boa for Ged to get 'em off '

Ya should know, there's many a fine tune played on an old fiddle!

Anyone else need help with their instruments, only need ask.

how old is that fiddle honey.....
do you need me to use my 'technique' the wrinkles out of it..??

seraphina.. you gonna make ged wear a feather boa?
that's not very rock ledgend is it? unless you count glam rockers in there..

Well, as Jon Bon Posey has been assigned, I thought I'd try for Bryan Adams (I will need someone to hit me in the face with a housebrick for a couple of hours for that authentic "weathered" look though )
Any other suggestions are more than welcome.

i've no problem hitting u in the face with a brick for a couple of hours.........as a friend.

you could try Michael hutchins.. or does the character still have to be alive.......

Tries to figure out how best to place the feather boa

Well now, I could use my original five string (that's 5 years old), my new one (that's 6 months old) or one of my old acoustic ones!!!! Now they would need the wrinkles taking out... Maybe it could also be used to repair my half-a-fiddle??? Anyway, you pick the instrument that needs the treatment.

'drapes boa round Ged'
There you go..now keep still!

I've bought some more bats the previous ones flew off ready? *strips off again *strikes the pose *takes the first bat and bites hits head off did that one come out alright?

Oh good i havent missed much. 'Sits in a corner with & biscuits....

*Sits down beside Venus with a plonk* - it took me nearly an hour to sign in *Sips , nibbles *

Sorry everybody, I've been flat on my back for 24 hours.

And every time I post a reply I lose it

Back soon

>> I've been flat on my back for 24 hours.<< What a stamina

Years of practice dear.

Now, why is this studio floor littered with headless bats?

The feather Boa was Lucky's idea Aye Bee.. n I think Marc Bolan could be classed as Glam