h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Any thoughts on who to stick in what month?

You may run your fingers through my chest wig any time

*runs fingers through chest wig*



Oooooh! Soft and silky!

Come to think of it, put it one someone's head they may end up looking like Brian May. That would be about the right hairstyle for Slash also.

I've had a business plan...

Multi-purpose chest-wigs! It can't possibly fail.

Now who goes where, you say?

Anybody have strong views on coming first?

*decides he can't possibly reply to that on grounds of common decency*

?? someone needs medical assistance?

someone's doing a 'lemmy'??

oh boy oh boy oh boy...that gruff voice..

ok LS. wots me job for today then? scrubbing, or a little light dusting perhaps? ironing? anything needing the wrinkles taken out of it??

If Lemmy's already gone I'd like to do James Hetfield (at around the time of the ...And Justice For All tour).

Aye Bee you make an excellent scrubber! And have been commended on your wrinkle-removing skills as well. What a multi-talented assistant you are.

I think Lemmy is still available - Mazin Mad Fiddler said he'd rather do a bit of fiddling.

Hmmm... nah, I think I'll stick with Mr. Hetfield.

hah!! mistur d.....you're just scared cos u saw me on the no.6 that time using my 'voice-only-hands-free-wrinkle-removal' technique...

chicken!

Metallica it is, then.

Right, time for a head count methinks.

Mr Dreadful - James Hetfield
Mazin Mad Fiddler - Nigel Kennedy (in just the boots - can't disappoint our readers!)
Space Cadet - Slash
Dai - vacillating between James Last and Robert Palmer
2legs - Ozzy or some Dr Hook tableau
Ged- Marc Bolan

Orcus is trying out a Mercury stance at the mo, but I really think we should get with the times and go for Justin Hawkins instead (although I did see him described recently as a cross between Steven Tyler and a rather smug orc...)

We've also had requests for Croz as Bon Jovi, Paully as Robbie Williams and somebody to tackle Robert Smith.

Have I missed anyone?

No I'm not...

Well Hawkins is a kind of Mercury/Tyler mix isn't he, yeah I can do that...

swings cutlass in a noncholant fashion and checks fingernails for chipped paint..
i can wait my luvleeee


Mister d could be mister February.. we dont want him comin first but a close second will suffice

I could be Mr. December... then I'd be Mr. D twice!

*quietly sneaks in to sit in a corner and *

*Sidles up to Aye Bee*

So... how does this "voice-only-hands-free-wrinkle-removal" thing actually work?

Cross out Robert Smith, he's a bit puny. Can we have Lenny kravitz on the front cover - I hope he's a researcher here - wouldn't mind the real thing...