h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Isn't there any taker for Jay Kay / Jamiroquai? He's small and dances like a god... All you need for props is that big furry hat with horns - ooh, there it is in the box in the corner!

Do my boots need to be in Aston Villa colours?

Not really a fan but I guess I do need to get in the spirit of things...

Someone say Lenny Kravitz? Corrrrr



'tries to look useful'

Oh blimey I should say so! Lenny! Mmmmmmm.....

Right I still have a couple of openings for willing victims....er....volunteers

Boots in Villa colours? I dare say my lovely assistants could run something up. They're very good with their hands, you know.

Now, this Jamiroquai hat looks a bit moth-eaten - who's good with horns?

the ?

Oh god! Is it that time of year again...

Right I've spoken to Ged n he wants to be Mr April cos thats when my birthday is

Great! I shall start digging out old T Rex songs to get me in the mood.

Here, can you drape this feather boa artistically around him?

Actually, GreyDesk's comment made me think about the seasonal nature of our efforts here, and I was wondering about incorporating a chocolate advent calendar style flap, and when you lift it up there could be a little surprise...

briliant

I'm sure newcomers to this thread must be appalled at all the innuendo here - it's just one big long one, really.

And as for the feather boa..great! he was a bit worried about showing his moobs

I know, it's disgusting... anyway, I've really got to get myself in the mood for this with some furious soloing.

*picks up guitar and looks at everyone*

What?

Hmmm, exellent fingerwork, nice technique!

Ooooh innuendo

Is that by Carl Jenkins?

in who's endo

oh.... i see.... ok..

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lenny kraviz...



*turns to mr Dee cember, potentially,*

well you see dear, it's like this.... i put on my nurses outfit.. u know the one.. it's 2 sizes too small, and very innapropriate for the weather, but it's gonna have to do..
i say a couple of key phrases in your ear.....

voila!!!

wrinkles gone..
wont hurt a bit

it's magic..

I am not a Dentist, but I can confirm that Aye Bee's patented wrinkle remover is most effective in removing the wrinkles from parts most other pirate wenches cannot (or will not! ) reach. I was so impressed I bought the company!!!

Speaking of wrinkles, I've been doing some practicing on the Robert Palmer poses, stance, routine (ooer look at me and me stance routine! )and it's definetly lacking some lovely assistants, I mean you can only do it by yourself for so long ya know!!!

Hasn't Bassman volunteered yet? Elvis Presley's still not taken - now - there's a match!

Elvis! And *I've* been told to get with the times!

nude elvis?? hmmmmm

can he (whoever he be) be black leather clad elvis and not fat white suited elvis puh leeeez...