h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm ready when you are!

*Hayze Fantayze, right?*

Hey, LS. No problem. I'm a fiddler not a guitarist.

No fretting here

In the words of the BBC comedy show ... 'How do you want me?'

*collapses in a heat of headless s

Oi 2legs, i'm freezing over here, can I have some of that heat?

*(passes over some heap *gets up *drinkgs more brandy* *lights a fire

you want heat baby?????
i know just the place for ya....
mind that corner over there. it gets a bit damp


sorry lucky. did you have to do that one yer own?
i can do it next time.. i got warm hands tho, that might be a problem?

Oh blimey, we're going to have to get our skates on if we want this one ready in time to slip into people's stockings!

I think we need a scene of us all running round madly, in speeded up time, a la Benny Hill, zany sax music an' all.

*takes some charley* *drinks brandy

Right, I need to do a bit of cutting and pasting in order to get this thing finished, so do watch out for my sharp scissors and pot of glue!


*cue comedy slapstick moment*

*crawls out from behind sofa fixing wig and dragging bottle*

Wha... did I miss it all?

No not at all!

I like to take my time over things as dear to my heart as this project.

Now then, Slash. Mr November. I've managed to steal a glittery hat off of Noddy Holder - see if it fits over your wig, there's a pet.

*still running round frantically* *gets some mor snow* bat>