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Ashley Posted Nov 17, 2005
Did i do one of these way back when I was younger?
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Nov 17, 2005
Oooohhhh! Milla, yer makin' me Crotchets Quaver, and me Minims can hardly Semi-Breve....
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Ged42 Posted Nov 17, 2005
Does anyone want to help me polish this Gong?
Then i can bang the gong when i'm getting on as Marc Bolan 
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Ged42 Posted Nov 17, 2005
I didn't think you'd let anyone else polish my gong. 
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Serephina Posted Nov 17, 2005
Well you 'were' asking for volunteers, so if you dont want me to..
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Ged42 Posted Nov 17, 2005
Oh don't get me wrong, i'm very, very happy for you to polish my gong 
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Nov 17, 2005
Sorry mate, thought you said 'Bang the Bong'
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Nov 17, 2005
*Ties up boots, shoulders guitar, adjusts black wristbands*
Right, I'm ready for me photos.
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aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Nov 17, 2005
Did you have too many biscuits m'dear ? 
?
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Nov 17, 2005
I think it was the smell of that 
frying that did it. 
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aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Nov 17, 2005
Oooh, you shouldn't have reminded me 
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Nov 17, 2005
's my mate Ozzy doing -tenburg cake....
*Hi Venus 
Long time no hear....*
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Milla, h2g2 Operations Posted Nov 17, 2005
How can I help, mr Mazing fiddler? Is everything all rigth? 
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Nov 17, 2005
Well, I've a problem as to whether to go electric (which is rather skimpy...
Lyra on http://www.electricviolins.com
or my usual acoustic.
Just worried about showing my prowess to all and sundry. 
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Milla, h2g2 Operations Posted Nov 17, 2005
Acoustic can be very very sensual, but if this is to be a rock theme calendar... the choice is LuckyStars I think?
Those electric ones, though...
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Nov 17, 2005
Yes, but some people think five knobs a trifle excessive. They say I'm greedy, and should only have four like any normal person...
Me normal?????
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Beatrice Posted Nov 17, 2005
You mean, a normal person only has 4 knobs?
Blimey.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 17, 2005
*wonders back in with half empty bottle of brandy some charley and more bats *bites the head off another bat *takes some charley and drinks some brandy to get the taste of bat gone 
*falls over 
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- 181: Ashley (Nov 17, 2005)
- 182: MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. (Nov 17, 2005)
- 183: Ged42 (Nov 17, 2005)
- 184: Serephina (Nov 17, 2005)
- 185: Ged42 (Nov 17, 2005)
- 186: Serephina (Nov 17, 2005)
- 187: Ged42 (Nov 17, 2005)
- 188: MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. (Nov 17, 2005)
- 189: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Nov 17, 2005)
- 190: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Nov 17, 2005)
- 191: aka Bel - A87832164 (Nov 17, 2005)
- 192: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Nov 17, 2005)
- 193: aka Bel - A87832164 (Nov 17, 2005)
- 194: MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. (Nov 17, 2005)
- 195: Milla, h2g2 Operations (Nov 17, 2005)
- 196: MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. (Nov 17, 2005)
- 197: Milla, h2g2 Operations (Nov 17, 2005)
- 198: MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. (Nov 17, 2005)
- 199: Beatrice (Nov 17, 2005)
- 200: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 17, 2005)
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