h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wayhay! Partaaay time in da studio!

*puts on The Weather Girls Greatest Hits*

*calls up the guys to see if they want in the party *bites the head off another bat

'Ahem' Bats are an endangered species ya know....now i know why!

Could'nt you use rubber ones instead?

*reaches down into his codpiece*#

I've got this rubber chicken

and a very fine chicken it is too.

....

*pointing at milla and mister d.*

erm.. LS.... is this allowed?... shouldnt they be over in the corner?

mind u... he's wearing so little i cant really see where he could keep even a small ferret.... *has a quick look round the back*....hmmmmm... nope....

not a sight of one

anything else for me to do Lucky??

I was touching up his instrument, I was!
And really tried to stay in the corner too...

But I have to pretend real work for a while, so shall be back at a later time.

I hope you're not going to choke that chicken out in the open, Orcus.


please if you have to do that kind of thing, please do it away from the eyes of children, little old ladies and badgers.

Don't worry my I protect my codpiece from Badgers at all time.

*stands up
*falls over
*******, ****** the ******* *** **** ** ** ** **** ***** **** bats? wahts happened to all my ******* ***** *** ** writing its ******** *** ** ***** ***** *** ***** ***** ******** ******* ****** and ***** **** for ***** ****** sake, isn't ****** or ***** or something? where did my ******* ****** ***** ***** brandy go?

2legs, if you really want to get in character as Ozzy the thing you need to say when in any kind of distress is: "Err, er, errrr, errr, SHARRUN!"

yeh, where the **** ***** ******* *** is my sharon? *takes a swig from teh brandy bottle

has anyone seen that x factor with sharon in it as a judge?
it's total pants. she was throwing glasses of water on saturday night, and her acting skills leave a lot to be desired... rigged or what!..

ok (brushes imaginary dust off hands) that's my monday rant over with

what's goin on in here today? anyone got any jobs for me to do?

i got this little wench outfit for working here.....summers..http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=3&pid=1420

what do youse think? is it practical?

Sorry peeps, I've been very bad* at keeping things up in here - do forgive me darlinks

Let's all have a well earned breather, and a bit of a rub-down in the corner with a rough towel , and we'll pick things up again tomorrow.


*...and I'm very good at being bad

*brings in a fresh box of bats and more brandy and coke

*trudges out of studio, head hung low and frozen, changes out of wenching outfit into something a little more suitable for present weather conditions and goes to find the horlicks*

if i find out that you shower o knackers have gone to the pub and left me to clean up i'll have to take measures............. *makes mental note to route out inch tape*

Are you ready to take the photo yet? *bites the head off another

Don't bother with the photo just yet. Let's go to the pub first, there's a lunchtime turn up and play session on. Dressed like this we're bound to be a hit - simply everyone will want to know how we all got just that gorgeous shade of blue.

Sounds cuel to me maan wheres da charley though? I need me breckast

Well, to be fair to all my lovely models, I think it would be cruel to ask you to get yer kit off in this weather, so down the pub for a bit of a play sounds good to me!

First round's on me.