h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wonderful! - a conversation with someone who is no longer here!

Yesterday upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today, I wish that man would go away.

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Just because you can't see him doesn't mean he isn't there. Everybody has to be somewhere.

Then again, just because you are paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't all out to get you.

I wonder if he's watching even now...







Or she, of course.

She ..of course.
But it's him what ain't there by the stair that's set me to wondering.

To the subject, 'cancel', I conclude flom what has been said that it is inoperable.


*passes to Looney*

Wierd people, talking to someone who isn't there......

hang on a minute....

I'm not in London, so I must be somewhere else....
I'm not in Paris, so I must be somewhere else....
I'm Not in America, so I must be somewhere else....

But if I'm somewhere else...
I can't be sat here in front of my computer typing this message....




.... whisky then disappears in a puff of logic

come on guys he is just want 2 cancel his account without saying anything he is thinking he can do whatever he wants without any explanation can anybody tell me why from beginning he crated this account he didn't write any another entry this is his only entry

The only real cancellation I know of is getting yourself banned for life. But what is the problem with just scratching your h2g2-bookmarks and fading away?

and Nighthoover didn't post anything else, either, so unless s/he posted then unsubscribed, the account wasn't created to post one thing and nothing else.....

Looks like he/she created the account sometime around the end of August. So he/she has been around for a month without saying anything at all.....

... is it something we said?
... do I need to take a shower?

so strange

* takes a shower *

* waits *

No, didn't seem to do any good.

Well it seems our vanished friend has caused quite a stir and a fun thread in his/her disappearance. I wonder if they'll ever come back and say Hi?

*hands around and *

Isn't MaW looking sparkly and clean these days

Looney's hogging the popcorn .

A brief note about dullmen, whose domain name is self-explanatory, a truly debilitating tribute to dullness of all kinds and a site where uninteresting men are encouraged to be dull together in a safe and welcoming environment. Among other treasures on the site is the most boring trivia that I have ever encountered - just the thing to bring that dreary dinner party down to a whole new level of tedium. One example to help you sleep tonight: "In WordPerfect 6.1, when using 12-point Times Roman, non-boldface asterisks have six points, whereas boldface asterisks have five. Not so, however, in 12-point Courier, where asterisks have five points in both cases.

Didn't you say that before?? Talk about dull men!!

something for the next time i'm trying to politely drive someone away.

(before i had to resort to, "you know what i find interesting? the dictionary. all those words. i could read it all day. want me to recite all the words i know?*without waiting for them to stop me* "aardvark, aback, abandon,..........zygote!"")

I read the dictionary once, couldn't really follow the story, but I think the zulu did it to the aardvark.....

Did what? I hear you ask.

I never managed to figure that one out

So I'll leave it to your imagination...
answers on a postcard please to....

Exist?

I am wondering why I started to read this thread.