h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK - that prompted me to change the name of the thread once again.

Long live nighthoover!

Intolerance of nighthoover, and Night hoovering cannot be tolerated and is futile. probably.
What happened to Earnest Ipstoft?

Last I heard he was playing in midfield for Real Madrid. Or was a Chekoslovakian motor scooter. One or none of the above.

still not here

Actually thinking about it the tags really ought to be this way around not the other. I'm still bot here though....

What is "bot here" ment to mean The last I heard, Earnest Ipstoft had taken a break after writing his last article, there were a few articles in some of teh larger newspapers in the late 90's, but since "wayside wanderer", not much has been heard, the idea that he may have taken up football is interesting, but, a man of his age, I wouldn't have thought it possible. Although, he did have a child when he was in his late 70s. Interesting philosophical concepts though..

just to the right of the "b" key is the "n" key. So I'm a cr*p typist.

rought so but,. shouldn't we be giving praise to the Knighthoover?
I didn't have any water left in my cup, I had to refil it. tricky..

Saw my name briefly in the backlog in reference to trainspotting. Why?

They go too fast for me, unless I'm in one, then they go too slow.

It broke down at Ely station. I was late. the cup is full now. i have to go to prevent these people trying to take me away again, they are all some kind of strange reasearch group from a planet that is tring to use my mind to invade the

must reasearch, everything. moon monkeys

And this just in, from Australia - the opening sentence of a five-paragraph story told in 22 beautifully chosen words, with its Jack-and-Jill monosyllables and its one crucial comma: "He wanted to lie naked in the sun and drink wine, but ended up surrounded by armed police who shot his dog."

In defference to the low counternence of the worm, there could not be a turning point so dramatic as to chill teh very glass of custom.
This wine tastes nice
It was a cold wet day as the traveling window salesman wandered thursty through the piles of sand randomly distrubuted throughout the parapets of his idle mind. With an unacustomed sluggishness the world he knew was torn apart, and the hole punch of destany crunched delicatly through his fabric, and the paper could neither be said to exist or not to exist anymore.

Ding Dong

Boy, this has to be a record.......115 postings in 5 days AND the person who asked the initial question b******d off days ago.

After having contributed nothing, why draw everyone's attention to the fact that someone who has contributed nothing is going to continue to do so? Is this some trick to get noticed? If so, it's having the desired effect....

Who is nighthoover? Has h2g2 been infiltrated?

Contributed nothing? but, what of our consideration and this thread regarding th mater created by the inexplicible, hardly nothing? Knighthoover maybe lurking? Hamsters from Mars ding dong

I reckon nighthoover's a security guard on speed. Chances are he's a bit... edgy? Relax guy, you're not the only one here who's habitually terrified, Don't Panic! Oh, the irony.

sssssccccrrrreeeeeaaaammmmm
who is Irony? ding dong

What do you mean, who is Irony? Are you taking the p***? What do you mean, ding dong? Is that some sort of joke? Bells, Clappers, Quasimodo, what? Are you saying I'm paranoid? Who are you, anyway? Did they send you? What is this place? Arrrrrrgggghhhh!

i think we are being monitored again best what/where is ding dong? are you mad? is that important? why do i keep anaskinasdg question?
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