h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

reason

....is a candy....no, wait.

Thats' "Reisen"!

Nevermind!

NM

5 miles later the scores had been conqured and the race won.

what prompted those long humouruos stories by LOOnytunes? not that i'm complaining...

What about my long storeys?

I'm anxiously awaiting the next episode from either of you.

No sign of nighthoover then?

Beth

Jesus said (Matthew 10:13), "Those who are well have no need of a physician, but those who are sick. Go and learn what this means, 'I desire mercy, and not sacrifice.' For I came not to call the righteous, but sinners."

once apon a time a small rock fell in a stream.
the end.

Victor felt moved to write something creative, a novel or whatever, when he got home from work. But then he thought about his city-fringe apartment, which was worth nothing any more. That was a bad investment. And it never looked tidy enough. Maybe he should hire a cleaner - refugees were probably cheap. He could teach her English. She'd be grateful for that. He imagined her laying out his sheets ... God, he needed a holiday. Sydney. Vietnam. But he hadn't seen his family in months. A week in Napier - no. No way. He saw the white pavements, the dry grass. The boasting he'd have to do in front of his old friends from school. "Partying all the time, eh." Well, that was true. But he was 28 years old. He wanted to be somebody. He glared at the laptop author, who was now staring at the ceiling, and scratching his goatee. Wonder who he is, thought Victor. He didn't like the man's shirt. Those wide collars were so calculated, so funkay. Still, you could tell he had a good body. The man looked back at Victor, who turned his head, Jesus, he thought, what am I thinking?

The waitress arrived at his table with the two plates of pasta. "Great! " said Victor Gilmore.

MMM, pasta, would go down perfictly now, if only i Had a kitchen, a cooker etc.

Mmm - well maybe I shouldn't have been waiting so anxiously.

I go away for the week-end, I get back and you've all gone completely nuts.

Oh well, that's what I've been telling people for years...

I'm sane, it's just the rest of the universe that's got a problem..


Help here they come again....

... ...

we haven't all *gone* comletely nuts, we already were! you just don't notice as much after being in it constantly(yeah, yeah, i wish!), but after being with normal(?) people you are more normal(?). you need to be weirded up some.

Ok,

so how does the advert go:


Young, good looking, slim, charming, witty, intelligent and modest researcher (also pathological liar) searching for kindred spirit for lessons in being weird.... Please send photo and CV to...

(Timewasters only need apply)

Normality dictates state of trust.
nuts you are.
we all are.
so normal is nuts.

Carbonite.

tadpoles.

TNF 308*A.

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