h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'ello, Trillian....welcome to the "madhouse"!

Proof positive that you cannot go home again!LOL

"You can check out anytime you want...but you can NEVER leave!"(Eagles, *Hotel California*)

NM

can i leave? please

no

I'd leave, but I'm not here.

OK then i will stay whilst i'm not here already.
i haven't been here all day.
i'm still trying to remember where Earth is, i think i took a left turn where i should have carried straight on, damm GPS.

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I think Night Hoover was some sorta sucky black hole.
Only now he/she/its changed their nickname and is propelling this nonsense (by occassional encouraging postings) toward an abyss of negative space.

Re: polymortification. I tried playing that G - A - A - G sequence on my guitar and I can see why polyscientists like acronyms. It hurts to talk about it.

Hey Looney! You're misssing the best part!
How you feeling today?
Was Monday a holiday in NZ? I know it was Labour Day in parts of OZ and the Queen's birthday is West Oz.
'Some?

Oh, did I show you my new !


~jwf~

Tatata ta taa taa ta!

Just a quick note to any new arrivals in this thread....

1. No you can't leave - anyone found trying to sneak out the back door will be found, tied to a chair and soundly spanked using a soggy .

2. The fact is, none of us are really here anyway, we're all just figments of your deranged imaginations...


Using an extrapolation of a famous philosophical quotation

I'm not thinking, therefore I do not exist

Where am we?

We are on a long, slippery slope, going down into the depths of depravity and general weirdness.






It's fun, isn't it

best not to ask...

Ok, this is an "ask the H2G2 community" thread so here goes:

1 Who was Nighthoover anyway

2 Why is Trillian standing over there dressed in a towel

3 Where's loony got to with all the

4 What's the question if the answer's 42

5 What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

6 Can anyone think of a way of curing 2Legs

7 Why am I writing this rubbish

8 How did we get to nearly 200 postings without a single one making any coherent sense ?

PS, the first person to come back saying the answer to all the above is 42 will be spanked with the aforementionned soggy

And to some of the above?

A slightly damp

Especially question 4 is interesting. If the answer there is 42, then both the question and the answer are 42. You don't need milions of years computing to get that!

Don't say I didn't warn you.......

So, to recap, we don't know who Nighthoover is?
Someone here thinks that nighthoover is here under a different name? Which person exactly is both of those?
What sort of guitar do you have jwf?
And, who is the person here?


carbonite.