Come on in . Sit down on this rock over here and grab ya' a cold pint out of the cooler. Won't hurt ya' none to sit an chat a spell. 'Sides, I could use the company. Gets spooky out in these deep woods...an' a might lonely at times, as well!

A waterfall in Yellowstone Park.

"Hope for the best, expect the worst, you won't be disappointed"

Somewhere on this insignificant blue ball, deep in a largely unexplored area of a not so well known galaxy in a mostly untraveled section of this universe, lives a somewhat intelligent lifeform (they refer to themselves as "humans").

Amoung these beings exists one rather insecure individual, here known only as Fairly Strange. Seen by friends and family as a "Jack of all Trades and Master of One", he eeks out a fair living as a "Vertical Ditchdigger" in a suburban area of the southeastern quadrant of a land mass referred to as "North America". With his earlier dreams of fame and fortune dashed upon the rocks of reality, he whiles away his time now in droll domestic activities and the pursuit of knowledge for no apparent reason.

Sounds like a boring bugger, don't he!!!!


A few crumbs to chew on......

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" -Benjamin Franklin, 1759


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