h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i'm too young to have had any *really* embarassing experiences ...none that i care to remember anyway
actually...i can't remember any off the top of my head...although there have been some of course...
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Hey Pat,
Don't hold back , thats the whole thing, go on give a bit, go on,
Aaah ya will.............ya will, ya will, ya will, YOU WILL!
...............go on.

Believe me I will when I get a moment long enough, I'm accident prone and it has a great ability to make some classic embarissing moments

's Hey Pat, Go for It.

::Tapping fingers::

still not enough time

still not enough time

But you have enough time to tell us that, not once, but *twice*

Yeah...
Here's just an odd one- I work in the same department with 7 more people.
Now today I went to the little store under the building where we work, and bought myself a yogurt. The lid said- dried fruit, so I've decided to try it.
About an hour later, I open the fridge at work and spot a yogurt of the same sort, only with peaches. "I didn't buy peaches!" I mumble. Then a collegue asks me to dial a number and give some odd details to the customer service people for a guy I work with. "What for?" I ask, "Well, he's bought a yogurt that said dry fruit on the lid, but actually was peaches." "Yes, that happened to me too!" I look at her shocked. She's started laughing, and said he's trying to get a refund on that yogurt, 'coz he's allergic to peaches, even though the stuff inside is dried fruit. Now they want me to cmplain too, but how believeble does it sound, ha?

Go Pat.

Time for Red Dogs mother's worst moment to be given an outing

We lived in an old Victorian Villa when I was younger and it had a lovely old portico infront of the house, an oak front door and an inner door leading to a long hallway and the rest of the house.

One day I lost my house keys and I borrowed my mums set as she was going out to work last in the house and would be returning later than the rest of us.

When it was time for her to leave she opened the inner door, closing it behind her then went to open the outer door to find that someone had locked it on the way out (me). She spent best part of 7 hours trapped in the 4 ft square space between the doors amusing herself by tidying up the contents of her handbag and trying to get passing strangers to talk to her through the letter box until my Dad got home.

Poor Red Dog's mum!

oh! That was HER talking through the mailbox that day.....!!

And you apparently ignored her, is that an amphibius trait?

Now that you mention it, yes... yes it is. I suppose I should be embarassed to be a member of my species?

Crowd: YES YOU SHOULD

Me: Yeah right! not in this lifetime, babe!

Shameless Hussy,

Shameless Hussy,