h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Oh dear. Darling Feisor put a link to this in another thread, and I've had quite a giggle reading through the backlog

But now, on with my own embarrassing tale!

I share a place with a pair of brothers. Luvverly chaps, just good friends of mine. My fiance happens to be in Florida right now, whilst I'm in Australia. Aaaanyway. I'm the resident 'net addict and so when the Housemates are in bed, I'm still lingering online (usually lurking around H2G2 somewhere) until the wee hours. On one of these occasions, my darling dearest and I were having a rather...involved...conversation. The next thing I know, he'd gone silent for a while...Then abruptly a picture came through via my IM software. So I open it, to find a scan (not a picture, an actual scan from a flatbed scanner) of my intended's...er...member. So I'm admiring the picture for a few moments, lost in thought when who should walk out but both of the Housemates. Needless to say there was much laughter when they both worked out what exactly it was I was looking at......I've still got the picture though

I just have to ask- isn't that DANGEROUS?

Only if you slam the lid I guess.

For the scanner?

Well, I think you'd get some grease marks. It did when I tried scanning my head. The one between my shoulders.

Doesn't that have summat to do with the hair though?

(Did it fit?)

That probably would have had something to do with the hair, yes..

And Elly? Well, it wasn't _dangerous_ per se. But he complained that the vibrations of the scanner almost set off a...erm...Reaction whilst he was trying to scan it

I did wonder though, if it couldn't be fun if you were having cybersex with someone anonymous, and send things like that to them. Never tried cybersex though.

Actually...that kinda links in to my embarrassing tale.

Sadly, I have had cybersex (not since I was 15, I hasten to add). After one particularly vigorous session, I asked my partner her real name - turns out she was the sister of a friend of mine from school. I immediately changed all the information on my Yahoo profile and poretended I was American - might possibly have got away with it, but he gave me a very funny look the next day.

B

Hehehe. If I was doing it, I wouldn't reveal my name.

Oh, I don't know...it's quite a good way to introduce yourself

I still get Christmas cards from one girl in Canada...

B

Sadly? That Catholic guilt thing is so last millenium...

cybersex... Been there, done that...

cybersex... Been there, done that...

It was less the Catholic guilt than the cringeworthy embarrassment of actually admitting it.

B