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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Apr 3, 2001
All Mammals have hair.
Whales are mammals.
Whales have hair.
Shave the Whales.
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Apr 3, 2001
Mad I know, replying to my own posting but it should have had one of these "?" at the end of it ... profuse apologies to all and sundry and I'll be shooting myself later if it's any consolation.
Just as an aside ...
Olive oil comes from Olives ... does the same apply to baby oil?
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Wolfie Posted Apr 3, 2001
FSU? Sounds like a disease you wouldn't want anyone to know you had.
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Is mise Duncan Posted Apr 4, 2001
How many calories does "hair nourishing shampoo" contain?
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Gnomon - time to move on Posted Apr 4, 2001
Why are "best before" dates printed on the bottoms of cans?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 4, 2001
What's the speed of dark?
Red
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Andy Posted Apr 4, 2001
The speed of dark must be faster than the speed of light, because it always manages to get out of the way.
What is the speed of heavy?
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Niz (soon to be gone) Posted Apr 4, 2001
Is a crowbar where birds go to drink?
Is a cyclone going for a bike ride by yourself?
Does a refugee blow a whistle at a football match?
I'll get my coat! 
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Is mise Duncan Posted Apr 4, 2001
If the second showing of a film is a repeat, is the first showing a peat?
If time were reversed, would mechanical clocks need winding down?
If antimatter and matter meat they undergo mutual anihilation - yet antibodies seem to get on just fine in my body. How?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 4, 2001
24 hours in a day - 24 cans of beer in a case. Coincidence ?
Red
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Mr. Cogito Posted Apr 4, 2001
Hello,
Mmm, antimatter meat. Always tasty. 
(warning: American examples)
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
On a related note, why do you play at a recital and recite at a play?
If pro is the opposite of con, is Congress the opposite of progress?
I often wonder why peoples eat Twinkies. They have no expiration date.
Yours,
Jake
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Apr 4, 2001
If it's tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them?
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Niz (soon to be gone) Posted Apr 4, 2001
Why is it that when planes nearly hit each other in mid air it is called a near miss??
Surely it is a near hit?
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Is mise Duncan Posted Apr 4, 2001
Why do people say they have a fear of flying when in fact they have a fear of unexpectedly ceasing to fly?
Who was the original plagiarist?
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Dancing Ermine Posted Apr 4, 2001
If you can have a copyright can you have a copywrong?
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Mr. Cogito Posted Apr 4, 2001
Hello,
Richard Stallman (of GNU and free software fame) has a concept he calls copyleft...
Yours,
Jake
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Jemlet Posted Apr 4, 2001
I think I can answer Solnushka's question where do my socks go? As a sacrifice to the sock god who takes great pleasure in the fact that you will only have odd socks at any particular point in time.. Also a close associate of the baby bib god.
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Apr 4, 2001
* Red Dog you've done it again! *
If a writer writes about what he knows, how did Frost ever come up with The Road Not Taken.
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Is mise Duncan Posted Apr 4, 2001
Did Alan Carr ever actually smoke?
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