h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why is it that, no matter how much milk you put in your weetabix, if you leave it for a few minutes, it will all soak in and go dry?

Why do people have 'No doorstep salesmen' signs - when did you last meet a doorstep salesman?

for that matter, why do they have No Hawkers sign, not a big trade selling hawks these days

In space which way is up?

Wheeeeetbiiixxx

Why are silent farts smellier?

Why are silent & hot farts the smelliest of all?

Why do some linger longer?

Does the Queen and if so does a lady-in-waiting always take the blame

Does who do the Queen?

Did Queen ever do The Who songs?

Y.

The label says 'keep away from naked flame' Ever seen a dressed flame ?

Or a 'dressed' crab?

Why does mud stick to your walking boots and not to the countryside?

PP

How is it that when you look through the books in Charity Shops you find the same book/books in at least two other shops?

If the earth were flat which way would it spin?

I don't know if it's just me or maybe I wasn't paying much attention before, but has Gordon Brown lowered the volume of his voice since he's been PM? In some interviews he seems to talk very quietly.

Someone *stays awake* during Gordon Brown interviews?!?!

RF

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