h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yep, pretty much nice guys will get the leftovers from all bad relationships, girls that has been used and abused because they are looking for excitment and danger.
What a prize for being a nice guy all you life.

>Done boring, maybe thats why we avoid men with the tag nice!!


Yes, nice men have a nice job with a good steady income, nice predictable life. You say you want nice, when you really mean unpredictable and that means you go for the ones who cant hold down a job, and dont treat you right. Then you complain about it. Bitch Pleeeze....

Hooloovoo

Aw, hugs and back rubs to Mr Bitter!! Nah, you'll find some girl whos been too busy being shy to do much socialising, and you'll be swept of your feet together and settle to a life of much fun and sex. I'm psychic too y'know!

I would like to bid one entire batch of Monsy's "special" Brownies and a baker's dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

Top that!

G7

PS - Hooloovoo, speaking as someone who gave up the jock to go out - and now be engaged to - the nice guy, it really can happen. And she will be nice. Don't worry too much.

Well lets hope so.

Poor baby, I know how you feel, trust me, only from the why can't just settle for someone nice side of the pillow!!

Not to nit-pic, but who says a jock can't be a nice guy?

Actually, what women are attracted to is something that might have the most viable offspring. Unfortunately the b******d gene is pretty good for survival.

Now if you're nice... what else have you to offer in the way of resources? Money? Intellectual resources? Great skill?

My Dr Nice has great taste in music, makes me laugh and is er... moderates this bit..... tall dark and handsome!!

She is actually psychic, you know.

One of my few talents, and all the other ones too dirty to mention!!

Well I'm an astrophysicist so I guess I'm above average intelligence. Hopefully earning lots of money when I've finished my PhD.

Hooloovoo

Just the man I'm looking for then. The astrophysics... I mean

... do you have good eyebrows too?

There you go, get your coat, you've pulled!!

A year's supply of Cadbury's Creme Eggs? How many exactly is that? An 'average year's supply' or 'an adequate years supply for Peregrin'? There's a big difference y'no

Who's got the highest bid now? *looks on in interest and tries to decide which of the delightful lady bidders he'd like to be bought by*

*considers putting himself up as the next available lot*

No snoring!!

Eyebrows are good are they? I can move mine independently, if that helps. I can even do a cool wavey motion with them.

Going back to the original topic... one thing I've never understood is the way that women complain when a man hasn't shaved, or is wearing crumpled clothing, or has messy hair... unless he has all three together in a certain combination which I can't figure out. Think Brad Pitt - his name itself makes most women melt, but as far as I can see he has no regard for personal hygiene. I think it's a conspiracy.

Ya know, sometimes the "nice guys" are also on the lookout for the best-looking women! Ever ask out the mousey "nice" girl that's your "friend"? Ever consider the woman that might not be ... now what's the quote I see in every personal ad from a man - oh yeah, that's right ... petite. It works both ways, you know.

I think what it all comes down to is maturity. Once both genders have grown up enough to know what's really important, they start seeing beyond the superficial, and seeing what the person really is. That's when the "nice" ones win.