h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Nano-gun at the ready, Witty finishes her tea.*

I'm set.

[Zero opens his mouth to utter a dramatic line, then remembers he's already said one]

*decides to have another cup of while she's waiting*

I need a weapon! I only just got away from that lot and now you all want me to head back in??

*also has a second cup of tea*

[Zero hands Lil his fully-reloaded gun.]

[Zero] Here. I don't think I'll be needing it anymore at the moment.

Camelrumages in the contents of her little red wagon. She finds a bright pink ribbon, this she ties on over one shoulder, and she hangs several of the teeny grenades Amy gave her. She takes two of the little bitty guns Amy gave her and holsters them on, just above her hips. She tests their draw, her sneer indicats she is satisfied. She hangs her spatular over her shoulders. She finds some face paint, which she applies in a camoflage patern. The colors are florescent orange and green (but they ARE in a camoflage patern). Finally, she replaces her hat with a bandana, which she ties on tightly as a head band.

Saving the world again, what a bother!

*Blue Bear finds a yellow Postit (tm) note with three words on it in the wagon and hands it to Carmel*

Carmel (reading) Action? Cut? And...oooooooh!

*thinks Carmel looks very splendid*

*looks down*

Oh yes - definitely splendid - you look quite dangerous!

Everybody armed? Ready? Are we waiting for someone/something?

*wishing the ghosts would stop swirling around*

*stops short mid florish, narrowly misses Caer again...*

Tea?

*rummages in pockets, looking for a weapon for Lil*

Hmmm, tennis racquet? Perhaps not.....paring knife? Appropiate but a little too small.........SA80? Unreliable.........Horse whip, Lil?

I personally have never used it and never would on an animal, it was a little souvenir I acquired some years ago in another dungeon far way.

*Hobbles to a stop at the back of the group* Well Mr Celery, I suppose its your show, so I suppose you ought to lead.

[Zero] Let's do it.

*looking at the gun Z has handed her, a complex assemblage that reminds her of something out of MIB* This is huge! Which is the business end? *begins to smile* Never mind, I found it. And I found the trigger too.

And I have a few things to tell Woody.

*marches out after Herb and Munchers*

*stuffs various articles back into pockets and follows the leaders*

*Wipes a tear from his eye after Herb's speach*

I'm with you, Herb.

*Takes out his snowzar.*

I knew I could count on you folks!

Come on, let's go!

*Herb turns to run up the stairs, but hesitates when he sees the body that lying at the foot of the stairs.*

Oh my. It looks like that preacher.

*Herb thinks for a moment, then shrugs.*

We'll just have to come back for him later. Time is of the essence. Let's go!

*Herb jumps over the body and runs up the stairs.*

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*Zeb, who has been quietly inching towards Woody and X, takes advantage of the distraction by the green door and leaps toward X.*

Ah'll save yeh, Boss!

*He caromes into X and knocks the X-Buster aside.*

*follows the others*

*Hobbles up the stairs, generally getting in peoples way*