h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*groans out in the hall*

/* gives Munchkin a hand and a cup of tea */

Maybe we should follow fhaf Jello.

[Zero] Yes, maybe we should ...

Sorry


Well, if everyone is here, perhaps we should finish up our little snack and start our attack. I think our element of surprise may be rapidly escaping.

*clears up and packs away the tea stuff*

Ready when you are.

*holds maglite in one hand and frying pan in the other*

Now, before we go, I must warn you that Woody will stop at nothing to get his way. Ever since he was a sprout, he was always power-hungry. I was the only one that could stand up to him, but it wasn't enough. He was the leader of local chapter of Hell's Vegies when he was still in high school and the only reason he went to school at all was to collect overdue loan payments from the teachers and to run the odd manure, er, craps game. Later, he got into pushing nitrogen and started a polination ring, but he soon realized that he could set his sights much higher. He dropped out of sight and I thought he had perhaps changed his ways, but in fact he was just preparing for this push for h2g2 and world domination.

But this time, I do not have to face him alone. I feel proud to have you by my side in this fight for freedom. I can't pretend that it will not be dangerous, and if any of you want out now, then you can leave and none will think the less of you. But for those of you who go on with me, know that you are fighting on the side of right, against a black-hearted tyrant who would dominate you if he could.

All those who would fight this evil pustulence, follow me!

FOR H2G2 AND THE WORLD!

*Turns and heads towards the stairs*

Wow! Great speech!


*follows the Herb but hesitantly, still feeling a bit uncomfortable about whatever it is that seems to be haunting the s*

Wooo-ooo-ooo [Pant, pant]

Wooo wooo woo? [Hey! Why aren't they chasing us now?]

Wooooooooooo woooo [I get it! They need another power pill!]

WOOOOOO WOOOO WOOOO [Let's get them!]

*Begins chasing the pacmen*

Wooo woo wooo [Wait, I want to go with Herb]

Wooooo Wooo Wooo [Zeke, you idjit!]

Wooo wooooooooo woo [We wuz on the other side!]

*shivers as a chill breeze wafts past her*

What an orator! Herb, my frying pan is at your disposal.

*follows*

[Zero] Let's go! I'm ready to fight for peace!

*shrugs* I'll come with you lot then.

Carmel Carrots, oh, my favorite! And purple is ever such a pretty color...huh?
*wakes up in Titania's arms, very cosy indeed*

Oh, dear me, have I missed something? Oh, my heavens, there's that look on all your faces again. We're about to save the world, aren't we?

*Blue Bear takes over from Witty's able shepparding of the pugs and gets them organized*

There's nothing like a bit of World saving, providing you've had a cup of first

*Finishes tea and hobbles up after the group*

*whips sword out of parasol in an energetic fervour*

CHARGE!

*sides steps to avoid having a sword run through her*

Steady the Buffs!

*carefully puts down Carmel wanting to have both her hands free to prepare bow and arrow*

Ready when you are!

*clasps her DFB (in it's carrier) waiting for the signal to move out*