A Conversation for Old Announcements: January - September 2011

Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 1

The H2G2 Editors

We apologise for the recent trouble a lot of you are experiencing with the site lately. The DNA servers are experiencing higher volumes of traffic than normal, not just football-related traffic, but traffic also connected to a series of big news events. This trend for increased volumes of traffic we've been seeing for some months now. The DNA team know about this, are working furiously to sort it out, and they've also just informed us that they are expecting delivery of new hardware which will definitely help. Apologies again for all the trouble you've been having and thank you so much for keeping us informed and for your continued patience. smiley - hug


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 2

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

Ever thought of feeding Elton properly?

Beer and peanuts just ain't enough in the long run...

smiley - dragon


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 3

I'm not really here

Thank you!

Just got this:

Error 500 - Internal Error
This might be because:

* We are experiencing abnormal traffic to our network or
* the service or servers it is on is not currently available.


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 4

HonestIago

I blame 2legs...


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 5

Vip

Best wishes to the DNA team and the new hampsters! smiley - goodluck

smiley - fairy


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 6

Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book

smiley - cheers guys!

smiley - hug


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 7

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

smiley - popcorn

new hardware sounds good...smiley - ok


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 8

aka Bel - A87832164

Thanks, eds. smiley - cheers

For some odd reason it is less annoying and frustrating now that you've told us that the tech team are aware of these problems. smiley - silly

Although, come to think of it, they created an extra error page which indicates that they must be. smiley - laugh


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 9

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

New hardware.... Its a bigger ham[p]ster wheel isn't it? smiley - dohsmiley - geek


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 10

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

New Hardware sounds like we're in for more of the same, Hardware and server upgrades always spell slow loading and 'Server Busy' messages


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 11

Devonseaglass

Hopefully with bigger hamsters too.

Hamsters are rodents belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae. The subfamily contains about 25 species, classified in six or seven genera. One is known as the h2g2 strain, and has many meetings followed by inflation-proof coffee breaks.


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 12

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

I blame lil...she's pushing buttons


Good luck eds


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 13

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

hardware smiley - bigeyes bbc smiley - bigeyessmiley - rofl


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 14

Gnomon - time to move on

I hope the new hardware is more nodes for the DNA cluster. That should solve all our problem!


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 15

Effers;England.

smiley - okEds. Yes its like when the train doesn't turn up or just stops for ages..and no information is given. Once it is..it helps no end. For me particularly as a 'difficult' type smiley - winkeye So thank you.

But talking of footie traffic..that will shortly go through the roof (well I'm hoping so), they certainly need to have some 'ard 'ardware prepared for that. smiley - winkeye


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 16

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

Best wishes. smiley - goodluck (You need a couple of capybaras on those wheels.)


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 17

clzoomer- a bit woobly

smiley - biggrin

http://www.onegadgetperday.com/gadgets/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/USB-Hamster-Wheel.jpg


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 18

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Methinks as we're (hootoo) the class act of the Beeb boards/chat sites, we should have our own server and sod the otherssmiley - winkeye


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 19

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

There's a lot of it about. Invision+'s free forums have been going down loads too.


Thursday, 3 June, 2010: Recent Technical Problems

Post 20

MadSnacker-h2g2 ambassador to Yorkshire and the UK

smiley - smiley

Thanks for your sincere efforts to rid a great Web site of a dreadfully frustrating problem. When all is sorted, we'll all be happy and laughing once again.

But find a nice home for Eltonsmiley - hamster...don't send him to the knackered bin. He deserves a nice retirement...
smiley - smiley


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