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The Hunt for The Mop and Dustpail.
kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 3, 2008
cmon
*walks to lift*
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Aug 3, 2008
Wait a minute.
*walks forward slowly*
Tracks, it looks like, 
.
Oh, this is going to be...
OH S
!
*Runs from , ducks behind shelf, pulls out rifle, shoots several times, to no effect*
Damn, the glass is to thick.
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 3, 2008
uses 
fire breath to melt the glass
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Aug 3, 2008
YOU FOOL, IT WAS THE CONTENTS OF THE GLASS THAT ARE EVIL!
*Struggles with some strange liquid being*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 3, 2008
*makes creatue blow up and laghs manically*
KOTF
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Aug 18, 2008
Now there's all over our stockpiles of 
s.
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Oct 1, 2009
they'll be 
now
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Oct 2, 2009
Ooo, lets send them to a Thdayite bar and let them get in a bar fight!
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Oct 3, 2009
Brilliant idea
But then we'd be defenceless
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 3, 2009
The armoury is just next door. All the catapult needs is a little TLC 
and some WD-40 on the hinges.
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Nov 3, 2009
All you need is WD-40,
All you need is WD-40,
All you need is WD-40 WD-40,
WD-40 is all you need.
Oh and
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Nov 3, 2009
don't forget duct tape!!
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Nov 3, 2009
Duct tape =
I am not responsible for anything perverted you take from that.
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Nov 3, 2009
Would i do such a thing?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Nov 11, 2009
yes!
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IMSoP - Safely transferred to the 5th (or 6th?) h2g2 login system Posted Jun 28, 2011
*wanders in from 3N*
Aaaachoooo! Oof, far too dusty for my sensitive little nose in here!
*grabs some light, some strong 
, and some armadillos*
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parrferris Posted Jun 28, 2011
*wanders in for the first time since Nov 23 2004, apparently*
........erm......
...I can't remember what I came in here for. I must be getting old.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 30, 2011
Well, the armory has seen better days.
Hey, look at this! A crate full of ceremonial s! 
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parrferris Posted Jun 30, 2011
And look! A gallon drum of Patent Spork Polish...
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 30, 2011
And a pallet full of Gook's all-surface chamois!
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- 14903: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 3, 2008)
- 14904: RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] (Aug 3, 2008)
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- 14907: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Oct 1, 2009)
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- 14909: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Oct 3, 2009)
- 14910: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Oct 3, 2009)
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- 14916: IMSoP - Safely transferred to the 5th (or 6th?) h2g2 login system (Jun 28, 2011)
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