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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Sep 6, 2006
*Find clue in the Mona Lisa*
This is starting to sound mighty familiar...
*Finds clue to evil force in Venice*
Veeery familiar...
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Sep 6, 2006
Zounds! A new row of orange dots has appeared! 
The plot thickens...
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Sep 6, 2006
*three hours later*
So the culprit must be...
Professor Plum!
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Sep 6, 2006
In the Louvre, with a piece of lead piping? 
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Sep 6, 2006
No, with a fish.
*Linking into the Va Dinci Cod as well... boy, this is one confusing conspiracy*
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Sep 6, 2006
Then how does JFK fit into the picture?
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Sep 6, 2006
Bob knows.
What I really doni't understnd is that X-raying the Mona Lisa seems to reveal a rather skimpy bra.
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Sep 6, 2006
It's all to do with the faking of the moon landings. Very hush hush. 
I can say no more. 
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Sep 6, 2006
Oh yeah, I was there.
They went to the moon, got loads of stage equipment and faked that landing.
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Sep 6, 2006
I note that Professor Plum has never actually denied his involvement.
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Sep 6, 2006
But neither have..
YOU! *GASP!*
I'M SO SHOCKED MY NARRATIONS ARE IN CAPITALS!
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Sep 6, 2006
Ah... *cough*... ahem... er...
LOOK! IT'S COLONEL MUSTARD! 
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Sep 6, 2006
Wait, if they have footage of Neil Armstrong walking out onto the moon, becoming the first man on the moon and the viewpoint is that of someone standing on the surface watching him, how could it not be faked?
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Sep 7, 2006
Um...
The Clangers did it.
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Sep 7, 2006
Sure.
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Nov 2, 2006
Is it safe to come back? 
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Nov 2, 2006
Has everyone else disappeared?
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Nov 2, 2006
IT WAS THE CLANGERS.
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Nov 2, 2006
What the zark are the clangers?
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- 14812: BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf (Sep 6, 2006)
- 14813: Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG (Sep 6, 2006)
- 14814: RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] (Sep 7, 2006)
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