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The Hunt for The Mop and Dustpail.
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 27, 2006
I found the Health and Safety Manual.....
It's inside a lead-lined boxed, that has been sealed in concrete and inscribed with ancient runes fortelling of dark curses and black magics.
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Aug 27, 2006
*Opens the box with little finger*
What?
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 27, 2006
Is it safe? 
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Aug 27, 2006
I don- *Box explodes*
*Awkward Silence*
Um... it is now.
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Aug 27, 2006
Those runes actually only foretold of the box exploding and he who opens it having the worst case of dirhea the multi-verse has ever seen.
We'll definitly need a mop and dustpail by the time this is over.
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Aug 27, 2006
Dirhea?
The Form of Diarrhea that the multiverse hasn't seen the likes of since the days of Klasl?
Luckily, I have the cure! 
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Aug 27, 2006
No, I misspoke, I meant dirrahea. They described it as pure ultra-laxitive running through your veins.
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Aug 27, 2006
Oh right...
Well, I have the cure for that, too!
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Aug 27, 2006
Hey, I'm not complaining. I really don't want to have to clean up.
So have we given up on our search for Suitsat?
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Aug 27, 2006
You're gonna sue who?
It's not me, is it?
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Aug 27, 2006
Suitsat, he was a Thingite. He posted here and then eventually his name changed to "xxx", his personal space was changed to say "Suitsat is no longer here" (or something like that), and he stopped posting.
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Aug 27, 2006
I checked his personal space, it says:
Suitsat is gone.
Goodbye.
He also had a conversation intitled "Goodbye" whose only post read "bye bye." The post was not written by him.
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Aug 27, 2006
*Gets tape player and starts to play the X-Files theme*
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Aug 28, 2006
It is a conspiricy. The HooToo editors are covering it up.
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Aug 29, 2006
Conspiracy?
Cool...
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Aug 29, 2006
Yup. Of course I have no experience in conspiracy theory so I can't really formulate one.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 29, 2006
How convenient Comicdude, yes how very conveinient. The perfect cover in fact. 
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Aug 29, 2006
I wouldn't kidnap a fellow thingite. Unless he tried to turn into a you-know-what-ite. Of course I would then submit him to the inquesition.
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Aug 30, 2006
Yes, I totally agree with you.
*Searches for clues of Comicdude's evil plot*
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Sep 5, 2006
Quick, let's go to the nearest art gallery and find improbable and contrived clues hidden in the paintings! 
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- 14783: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 27, 2006)
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- 14797: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 29, 2006)
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