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The Hunt for The Mop and Dustpail.
RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Apr 28, 2007
Especially that one in Red Dwarf.
But that's just hilarious.
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Phoenician Trader Posted Apr 29, 2007
It relies on the number of dimensions of space you live in. If you look at Picasso's most cubist portrait painting from a 17 dimensional space it looks like a quite nice bowl of petunias.
The Hunt for The Mop and Dustpail.
Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Apr 30, 2007
Aye.
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minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle! Posted Jul 31, 2008
i have come for my spork please.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Jul 31, 2008
*pulls the lever*
Freshly minted. 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 3, 2008
hi ive come about a uniform and some amrmour, 
sized
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 3, 2008
*summons the elevator down to the vaults*
They're on floor 13.....come with me...
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 3, 2008
*climbs in to lift*
i hate lift music
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 3, 2008
are we there yet
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 3, 2008
*Ding* Floor 13:
uniforms, armoury, including sharp, pointy things; wotsits that go 'boom' and that strange gelatinous substance under the sink which might be toxic, no-ones quite sure...
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 3, 2008
*steps out of lift*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 3, 2008
*pulls white sized lab coat out*
this will do
The Hunt for The Mop and Dustpail.
RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Aug 3, 2008
*Steps out from behind a large rack of weapons whilstling*
Wait, who are you?! What're you lot doing in my home?!
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 3, 2008
*trying on multi alloy sized amour*
err hello
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 3, 2008
clive
hellooo?
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Aug 3, 2008
Wait a tick, this floor is completely clean! How come this floor has cleaning robots and none of the others do?
Oh wait,cleaning robots are on this floor.
Someone help me move some of them to other floors so we can give up looking for the mop and dustpail.
The Hunt for The Mop and Dustpail.
kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 3, 2008
hello?
SHOP!
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Aug 3, 2008
Quiet. I suspect that there is another giant 
lurking about somewhere in here. I also suspect that it is even larger and more dangerous than the last one.
So far I've only found giant lagers, and they're pretty timid.
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 3, 2008
try floor 24644 that was alcaholic beverages
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Aug 3, 2008
NoNoNo, it's too smart to be lurking around where it's supposed to be.
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- 14881: RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] (Apr 28, 2007)
- 14882: Phoenician Trader (Apr 29, 2007)
- 14883: Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG (Apr 30, 2007)
- 14884: minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle! (Jul 31, 2008)
- 14885: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Jul 31, 2008)
- 14886: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 3, 2008)
- 14887: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 3, 2008)
- 14888: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 3, 2008)
- 14889: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 3, 2008)
- 14890: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 3, 2008)
- 14891: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 3, 2008)
- 14892: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 3, 2008)
- 14893: RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] (Aug 3, 2008)
- 14894: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 3, 2008)
- 14895: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 3, 2008)
- 14896: Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG (Aug 3, 2008)
- 14897: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 3, 2008)
- 14898: Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG (Aug 3, 2008)
- 14899: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 3, 2008)
- 14900: Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG (Aug 3, 2008)
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