A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
The Boardroom of Evil, P-lotting and General Mayhem
Galigan Posted Jan 28, 2006
*bursts into song in an attempt to score a recording contract. ends up dodging numerous volleys of arrows and other projectiles thrown from all over the room.*
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Kitish Posted Jan 28, 2006
*lobs a hamer in a general direction, mainly because everyone else seems to be doing that. Slips and falls over in a rather undignified lump*
Anyone looking to sign someone up for a comedy film?
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Mr. Legion Posted Jan 28, 2006
*Returns from Ain't It Cool News, frowning and looking fretfully at JJ*
Bad news, milady. Billy Boyd and Dom Monaghan didn't sign up for LOTR 2.5, so Jackson hired Meat Loaf and Jim Carrey instead. Have fun! 
*Hitches up his Regency skirts and escapes the Agents in a carriage*
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Jan 29, 2006
*is busy kung fu fighting agents*
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Jadeelf (And also Thrasymachus, the token dragon daemon) Posted Jan 29, 2006
*in between volleys of arrows, Jade deftly whips out her cell phone and calls her agent*
No, I- *shoot* What do you mean 'It's *kill, maim* a binding contract?' I hate you guys. *she switches off the phone and continues shooting at things, including Legion's swiftly dissapearing carriage.*
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Hallainzil Posted Jan 29, 2006
Hmm? What the bloody hell is all this then? Agents, eh?
*Whips out his trusty Swiss Army knife, grabs a butler, and makes himself a butler sword.*
Huzzah! Funtime!
*Begins disemboweling agents*
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Jan 30, 2006
killsx agents with out looking, still planing world domination* Stupid agents. Always trying to distract me.
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Mystrunner Posted Jan 30, 2006
*Is seen in a corner with an agent, whispering something quietly and quickly.*
So you're saying if I work with you guys I'll-
...
How about fire breathing-?
...
All right, how about the downfall of my enemies-?
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Galigan Posted Jan 30, 2006
*takes refuge under the table with a bag of 
and some *
*whips out a video camera in an attempt to be offered a filming job and fumbles with the lens cap for about 7 minutes.*
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Smigg-the-Miserable Posted Jan 31, 2006
*hacks away at agents*
Ah, back with ye, scurvy knaves. Arrr.
*constructs cunning plan in between hacking*
Arrr, I have constructed a cunning plan...
*presses big, dangerous looking button, begining countdown to SOMETHING*
That wasn't what I had had in mind.
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Mr. Legion Posted Jan 31, 2006
*Another arrow thumps into the carriage, and Legion whimpers*
Faster, James! It's that awful hyena in skirts, JJ! Hewme, and don't spare the horses!
James: No, milady.
*Arrow hits James between the shoulder blades. Legion swoons. Carriage goes into a ditch*
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Feb 1, 2006
*melts back into a wall, a brief wedge of moonlight illuminating her face for a moment before it's dissapearance. It's deadly and aimed at mystrunner*
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Mystrunner Posted Feb 1, 2006
*Glances up from his discussion.*
I had a brief and terrible feeling... as if a million voices all cried out at once and were silent... they said "Look out! You're gonna get snuffed!"...
I wonder why they said that?
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Just Plain Yogurt Posted Feb 3, 2006
*sticks a fuse into a lump of C4, lights it, and chucking it into the center of the action, takes refuge under the Boardroom table*
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Hallainzil Posted Feb 3, 2006
*Sniffs the cheese on the ground and picks it up.*
Looks fine to me.
*Swallows it whole.*
...
*A dull thud can be heard coming from Hally's stomach.*
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Galigan Posted Feb 3, 2006
*offers indigestion pills ... and a fire extinguisher.*
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Hallainzil Posted Feb 4, 2006
*Impales Terran on a butler-lance.*
Have some manners.
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Terran Posted Feb 4, 2006
*grins at the lance in chest*
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- 14981: Galigan (Jan 28, 2006)
- 14982: Kitish (Jan 28, 2006)
- 14983: Mr. Legion (Jan 28, 2006)
- 14984: Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again (Jan 29, 2006)
- 14985: Jadeelf (And also Thrasymachus, the token dragon daemon) (Jan 29, 2006)
- 14986: Hallainzil (Jan 29, 2006)
- 14987: MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) (Jan 30, 2006)
- 14988: Mystrunner (Jan 30, 2006)
- 14989: Galigan (Jan 30, 2006)
- 14990: Smigg-the-Miserable (Jan 31, 2006)
- 14991: Mr. Legion (Jan 31, 2006)
- 14992: Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again (Feb 1, 2006)
- 14993: Mystrunner (Feb 1, 2006)
- 14994: Just Plain Yogurt (Feb 3, 2006)
- 14995: Terran (Feb 3, 2006)
- 14996: Hallainzil (Feb 3, 2006)
- 14997: Galigan (Feb 3, 2006)
- 14998: Terran (Feb 3, 2006)
- 14999: Hallainzil (Feb 4, 2006)
- 15000: Terran (Feb 4, 2006)
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