h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*thwack**thwack*

never done this before.

*thwack*

*watches with mild interest*

don't worry, Galli... that'll hurt you more than it will hurt him.

But do stop that, darling... they should be finding the Missourri red chiggers I put in the "bed of requirement" in the Special Room just about now.

oh, ok.

*thwack*

*is released and listens intently.*

*Legion's muffled voice comes through the door of the Special Room, where the special games are in progress*

mufflemuffle my God, why haven't we used these little guys before? mufflemuffle crawled right up my mufflemuffle

*Several loud cracks, and plaster dusty floats from the ceiling. The muffled voice speaks again*

mufflemuffle confess, Bothan! Confess! Your Rebel friends are dead! mufflemuffle ways of rendering you more cooperative mufflemuffle

*Crack, crack*

*Stops and frowns.*

Wait... I thought they were... you know... doing that thing they do. Not interrogating the usual victims...

On a side note, Merry Christmas, BoE!

V'chag samai'ach l'col ha"BoE"!!!

Merry X-mas! My favorite present so far is that thorn isn't here.

*Jade emerges from the room, peeling //curiously stained// rubber gloves off of her hands. After this is dinone, she idly stretches and dusts ceiling plaster off of her shoulder and head*

Now //that// was refreshing. And for the record, Myst, you have a very dirty mind.

*her eyes pan lazily to Galigan* Fetch me a , knave.

at once m'lady.

*bows very low and scuttles off to the minibar to mix jade a drink*

you'll have a ramune i take it?

*brings one and places it on the table in front of jade.*

anything else madam? your wish is my command.

(p.s. i'm glad he's not here too but once you work out what he's on about he actually has some good ideas. some stupid and riddiculous ones but some good ones too.)

Wassail and all that.

The blue marble ramunes are the ones with the antidote. Just so you know.

duely noted.

*drinks one and hides the rest.*

*cuts eyes at Riv and downs ramune*

Darling, you know I've built an imunity to the bulk of your *hic* poisons.

*Jade blinks and staggers a bit*

This appears to be... a new one though.

*there is a 'thunk' as she hits the floor*

well i do try to be original.

*shakes head and uses risk board to plan his domination of a small south american country, if not the world*

*applies blue ramune to the figure slumped on the floor*

how does she look like that even when she's unconscious.

*Jade twitches and kicks Galigan squarely in the nether regions*


(ooc) I have REALLY good reflexes. REALLY really good ones. (/ooc)

*convulses, folds up and collapses onto the floor, thankfully out of jade's reach.*

i case you didn't pick up on that, that last post was a compliment. read 'how does she look that cute and innocent when she's unconscious (remove the adjective innocent if it offends)

*sound of ticking*

? aha, a great record for lurkers, not since october!!!

anyone?