A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
The Boardroom of Evil, P-lotting and General Mayhem
Mr. Legion Posted Feb 5, 2006
*The lance smiles shyly back at Terran*
Lance: H-hello. Not many people are as friendly as you towards an instrument of death. This may be a mad idea, but when this is all over do you fancy going for a drink?
*The lance winces in anticipation of disappointment*
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Feb 5, 2006
* a hand and a knife appear at Mystrunner's throat. From behind, a voice...*
You were saying, my darling love?
*the blade is pressed a little more insistantly into his throat, but hasn't broken the skin.*
Like my blade? I got it at a lovely arms shop I know...
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Mystrunner Posted Feb 6, 2006
*Winces, stares at the ceiling.*
Awww, dammit. You're too good at this whole deadly threat thing. Arms... store...?
*Realization dawns.*
Wait, my store? I should have never given you the back door key...
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Feb 9, 2006
*blinks* Ah yes. The key. That is probably what I used. *eyes flicker to the glass cutter on the floor beside her*
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Jadeelf (And also Thrasymachus, the token dragon daemon) Posted Feb 9, 2006
*blinks, slaps Legion across the cheek for no real reason other than the fact that she wants to post on this page. If she can be violent at the same time as posting, than all the better*
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Mr. Legion Posted Feb 9, 2006
JJ doesn't know her own strength. Balls.
Notice that I'm posting and managing to be completely non-violent. What's my secret? Answer: in Real Life, I'm kicking the person across from me in the computer lab.
She's just a girl, see, a little first-year, and she totally doesn't know how to handle it - should she call security, or kick back? She's already called me an asshole, to no effect - what now?
Oh - oh - she's crying. Perfect.
Take note, JJ - leave your violence in RL, where it belongs.
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Galigan Posted Feb 9, 2006
you insensitive RL b*st*rd. although in boardroom terms getting her to cry from the mere effort of extending your knee is pretty impressive.
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Just Plain Yogurt Posted Feb 10, 2006
Some people will cry with no provocation. I mean, what use is torture if people break down immediately after the first finger is severed?
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eloisa Posted Feb 10, 2006
Takes all the joy out of it, don't it?
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Mr. Legion Posted Feb 10, 2006
Yeah, it was far too easy. Next time I do it to a Goth. I hear they pride themselves on their Attitude.
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Mystrunner Posted Feb 10, 2006
Ahh, bravo!
*Claps.*
In my experience, all goths are crying, at least on the inside. It takes a special skill to bring that out.
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Feb 10, 2006
*chucks pieces at Mystrunner for disrupting my rail of thinking*
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Hallainzil Posted Feb 10, 2006
Heh, that'd be a pretty small train wreck. 8 hydrogen molecules were moved very slightly to the left.
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Feb 11, 2006
*points to the giant train wreck to hall's left* That is my train of thought!! I control it with my brain!
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Mr. Legion Posted Feb 11, 2006
My train of thought is like the Trans-Siberian Railway - strong, cold, unstoppable...
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Kitish Posted Feb 11, 2006
My train of thought is....oooooh Shiny coin! *leans down and grabs it* What was I saying?? .....Where am I? I was meant to be somewhere else....*is confuddled*
*walks out of the door*
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eloisa Posted Feb 12, 2006
*looks down at big pile of shiny coins*
Hey, that worked better than expected. Have to remember that one.
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MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy) Posted Feb 13, 2006
Hey, a friend of mine is looking for places to nuke just for the hell of it. Any ideas.
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Just Plain Yogurt Posted Feb 13, 2006
The past?
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Feb 13, 2006
Nuke somthing beautiful. Like a rainforest.
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- 15003: Mystrunner (Feb 6, 2006)
- 15004: Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again (Feb 9, 2006)
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