A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 2, 2004
*pays the money* *uses knives to threaten Pazuzo*
Give me my $450,000,000.oo dollars back! 
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 2, 2004
They're actually made of rubber and won't cut warm butter. Why do you think I was giving them away?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 2, 2004
fair enough. but if you don't give my money back i'll attempt to cut warm butter. then who'll be laughing! 
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 2, 2004
How about a lifetime supply of cat food instead?
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Phil_Anderson_PI Posted Nov 3, 2004
*q
uickly hides his young warm butterlings lest violence commences*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 3, 2004
*steals the butterlings*
Now, where are those knives?
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 3, 2004
Knives and custom oak carrying case, with bonus rubber carving set.
*starts cutting his toast into soldiers*
Soft-boiled egg anyone?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 3, 2004
I don't eat catfood. catfood is the Man's tool used to keep my people down. I like chicken, however, because its so delicious.
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 3, 2004
Hmm. What about chicken cat food?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 3, 2004
...How many EvilClaws does it cost for those k-nives...?
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Phil_Anderson_PI Posted Nov 4, 2004
NOT THE BUTTERLINGS!!!!
ANYTHING...
*steals back butterlings and runs away very fast to watch the incedent by telescope*
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Count Jim 'Thighs' moriarty, keeper of a poncy little french car and unsellable rubbish known as a prowler kit Posted Nov 4, 2004
*makes out cheque for $450,000,000, hands it over*
can i have my knives now?
*picks knives up and turns attention to kettle which won't boil....*
*unspeakable obcenities follow the kettle out the window, and threatening messages to the new kettle are explained and exaggerated with the knives*
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 4, 2004
$450,000,000.00 for a set of knives? Marvellous.
If anyone is interested I have a bridge for sale...
Prime Sahara views...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 4, 2004
if that doesn't interest you how about some swampland in Florida.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 4, 2004
or in the french congo...
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Phil_Anderson_PI Posted Nov 4, 2004
hey, is blowing up someone with them self copyrighted?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 4, 2004
probably...
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Phil_Anderson_PI Posted Nov 5, 2004
grrrr....
Shooting?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 5, 2004
maybe...wonder if someone has copyrighted the use of songs as a torture device...
Final Fantasy is an RPG
The only one that I need
It's the RPG for me
Final Fantasy is all that I play
All other games are lame
It puts them all to shame
I only play games that are popular
I only buy the games the magazines tell me to buy
That way I know I get good games for sure
I may have a shallow mind
But you can kiss my behind
Final Fantasy; it consumes my life
And that is probably why
I'll never have a wife
Final Fantasy has awesome music
And that is probably why it
Always gets remixed
I always buy the soundtrack to each game
Oh it is the only thing that I will listen to
Oh sure one day it may drive me insane
You may think that I'm a fool
Well I'm here to say "Screw you!"
Final Fantasy on PlayStation 2
With music by Nobuo
And graphics by Wong Chu
It is Final Fantasy number ten
Must save the world again
Right here from my own den
Hopefully I'll get through the game just fine
I don't know why I continue to play each game
They'll be making these 'til the end of time
Oh I guess that I will pay
For these new games 'til Doomsday
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Phil_Anderson_PI Posted Nov 5, 2004
AAHGHGH!!! GOD!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
*colapeses in a quivering sobbing heap*
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- 7321: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 2, 2004)
- 7322: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 2, 2004)
- 7323: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 2, 2004)
- 7324: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 2, 2004)
- 7325: Phil_Anderson_PI (Nov 3, 2004)
- 7326: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 3, 2004)
- 7327: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 3, 2004)
- 7328: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 3, 2004)
- 7329: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 3, 2004)
- 7330: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 3, 2004)
- 7331: Phil_Anderson_PI (Nov 4, 2004)
- 7332: Count Jim 'Thighs' moriarty, keeper of a poncy little french car and unsellable rubbish known as a prowler kit (Nov 4, 2004)
- 7333: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 4, 2004)
- 7334: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 4, 2004)
- 7335: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 4, 2004)
- 7336: Phil_Anderson_PI (Nov 4, 2004)
- 7337: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 4, 2004)
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