h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

but....

...but what...

i forget...

i was going to continue that thought but then my computer crashed and i slept for 13 hours and now i have no idea whatsoever on what i was going to say,,,

Such is life.

*hits ralph with himself*

did anyone see that.....

it's mind boggling
*mind boggles for a minute*

it was a piano with a detective and rocket boosters, driving after a cement mixer on the road outside...

that's still going on? or is that one just one that looks like the one in the mad lab? and is just a coincidence? or have i got mixed up and wrote about one conver...sation

*mind wanders a bit*


they see im here
they see im there,
those frenchys see im everywhere,
is he in 'even or is ee in ell

and wots that revolting garlic smell?

*stares at ralph for eating garlic flavoured bananas*

*wonders whether garlic flavoured bananas taste better than real ones*

Are they like Steak Tartar flavoured cabbages?

I don't know. Does it taste of garlic? And bananas?

If its a garlic banana flavoured Steak Tartar it might.

Cool! in that case I'll have 3!

Behold! The anti-flatulent garlic banana tasting Steak Tartar cabbage!

Perhaps we need mathematical symbols to describe it.

Eg:
Behold! Steak Tartar Cabbage = Anti-flatulence + (garlic banana tasting)

?

Maybe I should get back to work...

Can I have it with salad and salsa please? (particularly as I now know it's anti-flantulent, my colleagues and loved ones will thank you for it)

Cabbage and salad?

An interesting combination. It might just work...

*decends to his secret hydroponics laboratory to harvest*

hey! You stole my hit person with ownself trick! Its copyrighted and trademarked!

......YOU stole THAT from ME dont YOU remember IT just AS if IT were YESTERYEAR...

LIES AND PROPAGANDA ALL! you stole it from me after he stole it from me!

Please, observe the rules of continuity. No controlling other poeple.

Unless you have one of my patented mindray possession chambers. Only $649,999,999.95 while stocks last.

Buy now and you receive a FREE set of steak knives!

*Picks up the steak knives and starts shouting obcenities at the wall*

*knives follow the obcenities at close quarters*

mad moment over, sorry about using the hit self with oneself gag, to the both of you, whoever used it first.

*hits both of you with yourselves just to make a point*

Excuse me sir. You could not have my steak knives unless you had put down a deposit on one of my devices.

Please observe the rules of continuity. Or make a cheque out to me for $450,000,000.00

Cash and visa also acceptable.