The Iceman Cometh
Greetings, people. Allow one to introduce oneself, I am the Prince Pazuzo, of Antarctica.
Raised an Australian taught in the ways of swordsmanship, horseriding and megaelectronics in the outback, rainforests and beaches of that fair land, I travelled the world seeking enlightenment and teachers of engineering, physics and other motley sciences to enhance my skills. Happy were my days in Germany, learning the secrets of fusion, and Japan, oh, Japan, the land of giant killer robots! After years of travelling and learning, I came to the ultimate truth:
People, basically, suck.
A love of humanity was almost crushed by the depression and heartbreak of seeing men and women treat each other like animals, and even worse, treating animals like animals. I left civilisation and made my way to the only place left still untouched by mortal hand.
So I now reside in the icy perfection of Antarctica.
I'm currently working on closing the ozone layer hole above my domain, saving the life here from the slow pain of ultraviolet death. Also, this will also help people I'm told. Until a short while ago I remained here, roaming the length and breadth of this pure land, keeping my machines and devices away from greedy individuals who would use them for evil and profit.
I have since reappeared in the public eye to aid the Terranic Army, a force for good in this modern morally ambivalent world.
Conversations
| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| The Boardroom of Evil, Plotting and General Mayhem | Nov 4, 2004 | Oct 12, 2012 |
| I want to Join | Nov 4, 2004 | Mar 5, 2010 |
| The OOC Conversation | No Posting | Oct 10, 2007 |
| The Gate Room | No Posting | Jul 1, 2007 |
| Medical Bay | No Posting | May 27, 2007 |
Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica
Researcher U1039904
Entries
Most Recent Edited Entries
- This user has not written any Edited Entries.
Entries
- This user has not written any Edited Entries.
Disclaimer
h2g2 is created by h2g2's users, who are members of the public. The views expressed are theirs and unless specifically stated are not those of Not Panicking Ltd. If you consider any Entry to be in breach of the site's House Rules, please register a complaint. For any other comments, please visit the Feedback page.
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."