h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i cloned your clones so shouldent it be joint ownership...?

*takes out a bottle of ehtenol*

no of cource im not going to drink it! its poisenous...

*puts ethenol on the Atomic bomb he has...

Now what's the point of that?

*takes a few pot-shots at the ethenol (correct spelling ethanol) with a steam driven ironing board*

(drunk) i'll not hitt itt, (hic) that's dansgeroose,

*falls over onto barstool, bullets go flying*

*arms the atomic bomb*

*picks up atomic bomb and puts it in one of his The Jacket pockets where it is teleported to some weird god forsaken deminsion without time...*

*drinks a lot of beer*

BOMBY! *jumps inside the jacket*

*leaps onto a table and starts singing*

*a muffled explosion is heard from inside The Jacket*
*a crowd of payed mourners come and start weeping*

*clutches his hat to his chest, sniffs, and starts singing 'Always look on the bright side of life'

*crawls out of the jacket*
Bomby is...no more!

......how can a bomb explode in a place where time does not exist...

Awww it's ok

if there was no time, the bomb could go off at any time...

*brain grows*

unless of course by merest of chances the parralax of a 'time' object being brought into a non-time environment caused some residual time to linger inside the bomb surrounding the clock type device which leaked into the time void and therefore causing time to pass even if very momentarily, so the clock could tick, and the bomb could detonate, even if this is true, the only thing stopping the passing of time and the vaporising of someones pocket in a nuclear blast is that the explosion itself is frozen in something that doesn't exist, time.

*brain shrinks*
anyone?

Yes please

is the good.

*gives everyone *

* i drinks*

well the bomb would explode but would also not explode...so it would still be there as well as a neverending explosion...