h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

but if supermoo is a guy, shouldn't his name be superbull or some similar thing?

no because he spews too much "bull" to be a superbull. he'd have to be an uber-bull.

...Moo has no gender conotations on it...and anywho...Does anyone want these free copies of EvilClaw's key to his house...and office...and soul...and maybe to his Katch Fraze Storage Room...

oh and UPDATE THE BLASTED ARMORY!!!
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eat
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uptulous...

i'll update it a) when i have time b) when my computer is fixed and d) there is no c.

when you say d)...you mean "d)We at EvilClaw do not endorse the letter that comes before d and thus skip it"...right...?

Gan

G AN ? what do you mean by putting G AN? it only spells german,

*as soon as the word is uttered, the luftwaffe receive orders*

hitler- mein gott, thein englashders shaid german de bluitz!

Himmler- gott no, shend thein luft de waffe schnell!

*sound of bomb dropping on head....*

owwwww,owwawwwwwwwww!!!!!!!





subnote, all germans reading this might not get the joke, unfortunately, spike milligan and his goonery is to blame so sorry and all that what what


heermmmm, (clearing throat)

+ anyone?

*whips out his personal treaty of versailles* TAke that!

...well I raise your ToV with one Little Red Book...

found side window open, enters, shoots security guard at door, explains that he's a spy for the house of commons and a hunt supporter, shoots again for fun,to shoot someone else outside

...is running a requirement for the ability to shoot someone outside...?

nope, just keeping fit, drop of coffee in the whisky, cutting down on caffine

i'll raise your ToV AND Little red book, with, the little black book of the gestapo and hitlers real diary...

...hmmm...I raise your above said quantity with this little pink My Favorite Pony doll...HA!

you fiend, i raise your little pony with a REAL pony, three action man's and a sherbert dib-dab

I shall raise you with a Holy Grail (blast! That doesn't match their raise!) umm... and a secret CIA file cabinet.

...well I'll throw in this confoundit whoserwhatchit...