h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is Jim's new code after he disables the Liie most GUIDEML it's pretty esay to put together once you know the rules
but I'm sticking a copy here so people can borrow it if they want.

Clive

P.S And a big to Frankie for doing all the hard work.


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The proud Members of Clan Thing
Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
acidbath - Grand Visier
Parrferris - Minister of Defence
( Occasional Offence)
Amy - High Priestess of Thing
Shea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard
The Gook - Sir Loin, Master at Arms
Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad
Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
HappyDude - Camp Follower
Inkwash - Speaker of the Underpass
St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)
Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
ing - Guardian of the Sacred Thorn
M'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred Ale
Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThing
Uncle Heavy - Sergeant major
Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas
Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
Minister of Occasional Tables
Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things Thingy
TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit
Eris - Resident Deity
Katie of the Redheads - Donna and Mother
St Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire
Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra
E G Mel - The maker of small electric gadgets
Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of Smilies
Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
ABI (!!!) - Captain of Reconnaissance
Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
Joe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War Machine
Dastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite Legions
Busterbone - Warden of the pound; Lobber of dogs.
Cheesestraws: Official Thingite mascot (Artichoke)
aka - Head Eater of cheesecake and D. Pres. for flicking rubber bands.




And a big to Frankie for doing all the hard work.

*BOOKMARKING*

I don't people to miss this.

I caught it Clive ... thanks! And thanks to Frankie! I was going to go look up all the new code when my brain was a little less fried, but you've saved me the trouble!

Oops! You've forgotten Dien!

Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves) for the Court of Thing

EEEP!

And Annette!

Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer

'k so that list isn't up-to-date anymore. *Ahhh the fresh smell of new recruits!* but it's mostly all there- chat amongst yourselves and make it up as we go along.

So Shea, I've missed you lately! Where have you been?

Oh, you know doing things, going places ... you?

Not a lot. Glad you're okay, though.

Yeah, I'm just fine, thanks for asking, Shea!

I was waiting for you to finish wading through your backlog on the tediously slow machine and then planning on grabbing a quite moment together. No time like the present then I guess.

Hi Shea, I've *really* missed you lately!

How have you been? (Like the photo of you by the bridge) (Mum says So *that's* SHEER - how many people got that wrong?)

Been up to much? Planning for my 21st party, messing about on-line and steadfastly avoided doing my revision. but hey-hoe ... you?


How am I doing?


Clive

Did you really miss me? It seemed like nobody even noticed ...

I'm back on my good computer! I had to get a new AirPort Base Station ... I just felt the need to throw more money out the window after my expensive vacation

When's your birthday?

I spent the last two days at the MacWorld Expo in the City ... it wasn't as good as most years ... hardly any free stuff given away. That was always the fun part. See how much free stuff you can flirt out of the exhibitors! I only got a baseball cap, mousepad, and some pens this time ...

How are you doing? You're doing just fine, I think!

the 28th of August - I'm holding a joint party with a friend on the 11th.

A joint party? Is that what I think it is?

let me amend my prior statement to read: "two parties held simultaniously with a common purpose."

So it *is* what I thought it is!

*Head Researcher on Thingite Calendar sobs into sleeve *- ho hum. Missed out from list....

Okay, here is the latest code up-to-date as of this moment:




The proud Members of Clan Thing
Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
acidbath - Grand Visier
Parrferris - Minister of Defence
( Occasional Offence)
Amy - High Priestess of Thing
Shea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard
The Gook - Sir Loin, Master at Arms
Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad
Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
HappyDude - Camp Follower
Inkwash - Speaker of the Underpass
St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)
Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
ing - Guardian of the Sacred Thorn
M'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred Ale
Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThing
Uncle Heavy - Sergeant major
Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas
Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
Minister of Occasional Tables
Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things Thingy
TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit
Eris - Resident Deity
Katie of the Redheads - Donna and Mother
St Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)
Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra
E G Mel - The maker of small electric gadgets
Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of Smilies
Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
ABI (!!!) - Captain of Reconnaissance
Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
Joe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War Machine
Dastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite Legions
Busterbone - Warden of the pound; Lobber of dogs.
Cheesestraws: Official Thingite mascot (Artichoke)
aka - Head Eater of cheesecake and
   D. Pres. for flicking rubber bands.
Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves)
   for the Court of Thing
Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite Calendar
(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing
   Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,
   Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of Carrots

Check out my space for the most latest additions since even this went up!

Okay, this is the right one to use, the other one had bad code:






The proud Members of Clan Thing
Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
acidbath - Grand Visier
Parrferris - Minister of Defence
( Occasional Offence)
Amy - High Priestess of Thing
Shea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard
The Gook - Sir Loin, Master at Arms
Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad
Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
HappyDude - Camp Follower
Inkwash - Speaker of the Underpass
St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)
Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
ing - Guardian of the Sacred Thorn
M'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred Ale
Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThing
Uncle Heavy - Sergeant major
Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas
Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
Minister of Occasional Tables
Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things Thingy
TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit
Eris - Resident Deity
Katie of the Redheads - Donna and Mother
St Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)
Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra
E G Mel - The maker of small electric gadgets
Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of Smilies
Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
ABI (!!!) - Captain of Reconnaissance
Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
Joe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War Machine
Dastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite Legions
Busterbone - Warden of the pound; Lobber of dogs.
Cheesestraws: Official Thingite mascot (Artichoke)
aka - Head Eater of cheesecake and
   D. Pres. for flicking rubber bands.
Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves)
   for the Court of Thing
Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite Calendar
(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing
   Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,
   Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of Carrots
Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled
   Cat Toys and Lover of Small, Vicious,
   Feline Acupuncturists
Joanna, Princess of Darkness -
   Thingite Star Gazer

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These keep croping up all over that posting was that deliberate or is something up?