h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*returns from the "travellers rest a little havin' failed to find said possey*

Wah? I bin traillin' that ER fer days 'n' now we got s on our trail?



What is it with this 'ere terran stuff.

Ain't bin the same sin' ol' C Bronson shuffled of'n this place

We need the Magnificent Seven ta come 'n' assist.

How about we paint the place red?

worked for my mate Clint!!!

Deputy scuttle

*Goes off and polishes till Shining like a . Calls in aid from mate 'Marvin" the PA. who is ready to defend this thread with his Universal Brain>*
I'm ready for you
I'll fight any Varmint.
*bares sharp scuttle teeth with at full charge*

Deputy scuttle

Join in the war at F97320?thread=313909 then!

We're taking them on pretty well. Need all the help we can get! And they won't attack this convo- it's a conditition for a cease-fire

I's hayt them gul darn terrans! They says that theys got rools on engaygmen', well we don' and I says thet we shood teech them darned interlopers a dang leesen ur too.



Ryt afta suppa.......



They's shoor 'af bit off morn' ey cin choo! Where is this dang war takin' place anyhoo?

Cease-fire?
I in't a war-farin' scuttle but I gots me a rope, and a to throw it over, and I bin hankerin' fer a decen' Lynchin'.
I even got my reletives from oz, the ol' Roos to organise a reputable court for it, 'n' now you'se sooin' for a "parlay" ?
that's low-down cowardly in my book.
I'm of'n me Conestoga fer'n bit a shuteye 'n' chew on this 'ere back-slidin' malarky.
Me mate Marvin i'nt 'appy, 'avin' to give up organisin' the Universe to sort out this 'ere problem.

Hhmmm,
*Pulls out poke, prods haybale, takes a swift snort of redeye, and settles down for

Deputy scuttle

We gotsa get ER, else we'll bei loooked darnw upon as da worst posse in da cournty!

I's be's agreein' over on dis side of de', er, place.

You's raht, ER! They shore have bit off more'n thay kin chew!

Men, we've establish'd that we cain't ketch ER no way, *no how*. He's too slippery to be had, juss like a dead mule with nine lives. So, what say we enlist his ornery hide to fight with us aginn the scum suckin' Terran army? I see no reason why a good new Posse cain't be formed to beat the livin' tarnation out of the Terrans.

That is, unless y'all is sick of Cowboy-slang as c**n dawgs what juss ate themselves a bucket o' shoe polish.

Its been goin for at least 200 posts...

Orlmyti Bob save us, a war!

I shood len' my humbull 'sef to endin' this Bob 'orful blite on the hooootoooo lanscape.

Purapsn' i'll fin' the leeders an' beg 'em to give up 'afore the Thingites compleetly slorter 'em.

Purapsn' i'll hef a first!

*grabs RNRoy and examines his face*

Or have we actually let off Roy yet...?

Wrong Roy, wonko....

This one's off even if he was the right one cuz of a speech he just gave at the Peace Conference.

Sure is fun deciphering the wild west dialects of people from all over the globe... cowboys with british accents, desperados with aussie accents...

Yup. It's hiy-larious.

May I have your attention, please!


It has come to my attention (seeing as how I'd never ask any of my fellow Thingites to do anything I have not done) that the terranic army may be attempting to distract us from our beloved 3N by waging war on us in another thread!


Looks like it's time to send in the Spork-Team!

They obviously are using us to increase their postings and get onto the frontpage and, therefore, noticed.

Then again, a little harmless war now and then never hurt nobody. Well *almost* nobody.

Except for those that it does ...

I was getting kinda tired of that old west slang stuff anyway ... makes my !

And was that Right Neighbourly Roy I saw with the back there? Surely an upright preacher man like him wouldn't be indulging in that brew?!

::sips margarita::

He must have been very stressed.....

Well, we don't want that to happen!

::turns Wild West scenario into a theme park, complete with water slide::

WOOHOO!