A Conversation for The Terranic Army

Thingite Counterattack!

Post 1

J

smiley - spork

*stacks sandbags with grenades around the bases, inexplicably avoiding gunfire, bombs and all that jazz*

smiley - whistle

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 2

Wøñkø

*helps*

*brings in steel beams and a mountable laser turret*

*sets up laser turret*

*starts building a small fort-like wall around turret and jodan's construction*


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Post 3

spook

*large metal doors close, trapping Jodan.*

nice one Jodan - you try to attack our base from a army cell. too abd you didn't realise that our cells are inpenitrable, and they have the stamps on the boxes to prove it!

smiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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Post 4

spook

*correction: Jodan AND Wonko!

he he he!smiley - biggrin


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Post 5

J

*jabs open doors with utility smiley - spork*

Well they said the Titanic was unsinkable...

*grenades go off, slightly hurting the building's paint job*

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 6

Wøñkø

its outside the base...*scornful noise*


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Post 7

Wøñkø

plus the laser can melt the door


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Post 8

spook

the whole island is our base, you just don't know it!smiley - biggrin

*automatic machine guns fire at intruders.*

you see, the terranic army, in abttle mode, labels all new threads created by anyonebut the army leader a threat and creates an automatic defense threat. the only way to truly battle terranic soldiers and to avoid the automatic defenses is to attack one of the already created threads. thereby breaking into the base, and battling against the army soldiers.

spooksmiley - aliensmile - dam i wish that ugly gas hadn't worn off you. you look horrible!


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Post 9

creachy

*a huge JVC comes hurtling onto the scene at warp 3 and digs a complex network of tunnels and bunkers for the Terranic army to use*

ah ha! now you will never defeat us Mwaha! Mwahahaha! Mwahahahahahahaha!....where is everyonesmiley - huh


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Post 10

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

All Your Bases Belong To Us. smiley - biggrin

Deal with it. smiley - nahnah


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Post 11

spook

training mentally! smiley - winkeye


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Post 12

J

*destroys JVC*

Don't ask how smiley - devil

*Calls Thingite Satellite in to turn off all computer, TV and general technological access inside the base*

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 13

J

*bows to the great Warlord*

Clive!


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Post 14

spook

actually Clive you ahev claimed nothing. wake up from your sleep!


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Post 15

J

We are a powerful force spook!

*sticks Thingite flag in this thread*

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 16

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

*captures the flag.*

so - 'ner'. smiley - tongueout


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Post 17

creachy

*activates the aeronautical defense grid which scrambles the satallites signals and bounces them back. turning the satallite into a floating heap of turned off electronics*

the JVC's job was done anywaysmiley - tongueout

*launches mortar fire at thingite stronghold*


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Post 18

creachy

*petrol bombs the thingite flag*


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Post 19

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

*puts out the flames*

*keeps on running.*

smiley - run


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Post 20

J

We don't have a stronghold, silly.

And the flag was laminated, pressed and flame resistant. And scotch guarded.

smiley - blacksheep


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