h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh yay we have new cannon fodder, I mean more depth to our ranks to better use against our enemies of course :D

Do I have to give a tactic or say yes to the question "Would you like to start an invasion"?

Always open to suggestions! Usually we just invade the EvilArmy - but they seem a bit quieter... plus there is overlap (i.e. I'm technically in the evil army lol - but only when it's quiet here )

So feel free to start invading there - unless you have another target in mind?

no no no has been a little active lately

Yeah, I just signed up and the place's revived a bit.

What do we do during an invasion? And what is our equipment?

things you can imagine without wiping out the world,
that tends to take the shine off of an invasion

So no nuclear weapons then.

i expect our enemies would come back as horrible mutant zombies....

Aye that could actually be fun! Maybe we should try it! NUCLEAR STRIKE!

What coordinates sir? Evil army base?

Maybe we should first train in fighting zombies. *looks for playstation*

What about those pirates, ummmm The Blood Pirates or something?

No threat for now-their navigator isn't on board their ship and they are all drunk now.

well there pirates surely there always drunk

I'm a pirate and I am not always drunk. I think I am new Captain of my pirate gang as Werekitty is MIA, but that being said makes Blood Pirates a threat to me :D They stealeth our rum that we were about to steal!