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Post 781

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Next topic: Oblivion


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Post 782

LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-©

Nil, nothing, zilch, gone.
Our existence blinked away.
No more hangovers.

Let us next write about healthy, nutritious, disgustingly flavored snacks.


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Post 783

Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42

MetRx bars are good
for you but they have the taste
of soggy cardboard

next: Spongebob Squarepants


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Post 784

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Spongebob Squarepants
stared at the wall for a day
till his pants turned gray.

<aside haven't a clue what that subject was ment to be, but its been 2days aside?

Nt: miracle cures.


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Post 785

Pinniped



These pills are just great!
I'm OK, provided I
avoid sharp objects.

nt : the strangest thing you've ever run over


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Post 786

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Eek! Crunch! What was that?
Dirty white fur, long pink tail.
Poor li'l dead possum!

Next topic: A grande dame skunk who
puts on airs.


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Post 787

Pinniped

This side of the Pond,
pungent fauna's confined to
odd-smelling in-laws.

(But that wasn't entering into the spirit of the thing. Let's have a proper entry for...)

A Grande Dame skunk putting on airs


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Post 788

Pinniped


(Traffic's a bit slow round here recently. Guess I'd better do my best, in spite of profound ignorance of the subject...)

Why a female skunk?
All ladies are fragrant, right?
'Least those I've breathed on...

nt : France (since we're into things that smell funny)


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Post 789

LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-©

I'm at this strip club
And this French girl keeps trying
to lap dance for me.

True story. Heh... it's 2:30 AM right now. Wierd girl. Very nice though.

nt: How one's feet feel about dancing in stiletto heels.


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Post 790

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

My left foot loves it
My right is not so sure though.
So, I use my hands.

nt: The vision of the solid glass penguins.


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Post 791

ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010)

Subtly refracting
light through solid glass penguins
dazzles my poor eyes


or

Hallucinogens
Produce unrivalled visions
in penguin shamans


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Post 792

ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010)

sorry..nt: DUST BUNNIES and what to do with one when you find it.


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Post 793

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

Dust bunnies should be
carefully disposed of with
a dust bunny pan.

nt: musical cheese


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Post 794

ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010)

Refrigerator
is humming quietly; the
cheese will not be quiet.


(that rather depends on 'quiet' being pronounced as one syllable..)

smiley - sigh

nt:
A jelly rabbit under a radiator...


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 795

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Whence this strange sweet hot
smell that rises from the grate?
Poor jelly rabbit!



Next topic: Broken printer


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Post 796

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

its a Broken printer
that prints no more like an old
retired teecher

MMMM, Next picnic: Cheese illusion.


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 797

Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42

Is it Camembert
Gouda, Muenster, or Cheddar?
Damn, it's just a rock

(I noticed a while back that someone responded to my Spongebob Squarepants topic, but had no idea what Spongebob Squarepants was. For reference, Spongebob Squarepants is the best cartoon ever made, any Americans posting here must have seen it at least once, it's on Nickelodeon, but I don't remember what time, if you get the chance, you should watch it)

next: Easy Cheese (cheese in a pressurized can, yummy)


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Post 798

Pinniped

Is there no end to
Packaging Industry hype?
'Scuse me. I feel ill...

smiley - ill

(They're trial-launching instant coffee in self-heating cans down our way, would you believe. If any of you buy it, you're off the Christmas Card list...)

nt : An Advertising Agency's attempt at a Haiku promoting Haikus


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Post 799

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

Clean! Clear! Strong! Short Words!
Haiku: The syllable sell!
You know it makes sense.

nt: How the advertiser agency responds to sudden liquidation...


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 800

Mycroft

Oh no, not again!
Grab golden parachutes and
cry 'Geronimo!'

nt: amateur lobotomies


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