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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 10, 2001
Next topic: Oblivion
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Oct 10, 2001
Nil, nothing, zilch, gone.
Our existence blinked away.
No more hangovers.
Let us next write about healthy, nutritious, disgustingly flavored snacks.
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Oct 10, 2001
MetRx bars are good
for you but they have the taste
of soggy cardboard
next: Spongebob Squarepants
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 13, 2001
Spongebob Squarepants
stared at the wall for a day
till his pants turned gray.
<aside haven't a clue what that subject was ment to be, but its been 2days aside?
Nt: miracle cures.
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Pinniped Posted Oct 13, 2001
These pills are just great!
I'm OK, provided I
avoid sharp objects.
nt : the strangest thing you've ever run over
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 14, 2001
Eek! Crunch! What was that?
Dirty white fur, long pink tail.
Poor li'l dead possum!
Next topic: A grande dame skunk who
puts on airs.
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Pinniped Posted Oct 14, 2001
This side of the Pond,
pungent fauna's confined to
odd-smelling in-laws.
(But that wasn't entering into the spirit of the thing. Let's have a proper entry for...)
A Grande Dame skunk putting on airs
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Pinniped Posted Oct 16, 2001
(Traffic's a bit slow round here recently. Guess I'd better do my best, in spite of profound ignorance of the subject...)
Why a female skunk?
All ladies are fragrant, right?
'Least those I've breathed on...
nt : France (since we're into things that smell funny)
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Oct 17, 2001
I'm at this strip club
And this French girl keeps trying
to lap dance for me.
True story. Heh... it's 2:30 AM right now. Wierd girl. Very nice though.
nt: How one's feet feel about dancing in stiletto heels.
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 17, 2001
My left foot loves it
My right is not so sure though.
So, I use my hands.
nt: The vision of the solid glass penguins.
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 17, 2001
Subtly refracting
light through solid glass penguins
dazzles my poor eyes
or
Hallucinogens
Produce unrivalled visions
in penguin shamans
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 17, 2001
sorry..nt: DUST BUNNIES and what to do with one when you find it.
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 17, 2001
Dust bunnies should be
carefully disposed of with
a dust bunny pan.
nt: musical cheese
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 17, 2001
Refrigerator
is humming quietly; the
cheese will not be quiet.
(that rather depends on 'quiet' being pronounced as one syllable..)
nt:
A jelly rabbit under a radiator...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 17, 2001
Whence this strange sweet hot
smell that rises from the grate?
Poor jelly rabbit!
Next topic: Broken printer
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 17, 2001
its a Broken printer
that prints no more like an old
retired teecher
MMMM, Next picnic: Cheese illusion.
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Oct 19, 2001
Is it Camembert
Gouda, Muenster, or Cheddar?
Damn, it's just a rock
(I noticed a while back that someone responded to my Spongebob Squarepants topic, but had no idea what Spongebob Squarepants was. For reference, Spongebob Squarepants is the best cartoon ever made, any Americans posting here must have seen it at least once, it's on Nickelodeon, but I don't remember what time, if you get the chance, you should watch it)
next: Easy Cheese (cheese in a pressurized can, yummy)
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Pinniped Posted Oct 20, 2001
Is there no end to
Packaging Industry hype?
'Scuse me. I feel ill...
(They're trial-launching instant coffee in self-heating cans down our way, would you believe. If any of you buy it, you're off the Christmas Card list...)
nt : An Advertising Agency's attempt at a Haiku promoting Haikus
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 20, 2001
Clean! Clear! Strong! Short Words!
Haiku: The syllable sell!
You know it makes sense.
nt: How the advertiser agency responds to sudden liquidation...
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Mycroft Posted Oct 20, 2001
Oh no, not again!
Grab golden parachutes and
cry 'Geronimo!'
nt: amateur lobotomies
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- 781: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 10, 2001)
- 782: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Oct 10, 2001)
- 783: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Oct 10, 2001)
- 784: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 13, 2001)
- 785: Pinniped (Oct 13, 2001)
- 786: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 14, 2001)
- 787: Pinniped (Oct 14, 2001)
- 788: Pinniped (Oct 16, 2001)
- 789: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Oct 17, 2001)
- 790: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 17, 2001)
- 791: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 17, 2001)
- 792: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 17, 2001)
- 793: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 17, 2001)
- 794: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 17, 2001)
- 795: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 17, 2001)
- 796: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 17, 2001)
- 797: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Oct 19, 2001)
- 798: Pinniped (Oct 20, 2001)
- 799: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 20, 2001)
- 800: Mycroft (Oct 20, 2001)
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